TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
I need a vixin fix.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Well, it terns owt the SV hoo's bin WOOHOOing Jeter Harris also gave me a Visa card award this week, and it will come in handy to pay for the Porsche weekend. So all is furgived. C'mon on, Sadie, pak sum toys and nip and let's go fur a lost weekend!!!!
Now I just hafta figyer owt wich deddykayted reeders of my blog to pass this award along to!
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
I chekt owt the inside. It looked pritty good. Yoo can bet on football, and yoo can play blakjak. And, they have spicy WOO HOO vixins on the inside. WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO! (Take that, Sadie. I can WOO HOO with the best of 'em.)
I love my Football Playbook betting book. I just wanna kiss it.
Gamblin is fun. It mite even be more lukritive than the VDR bizniss!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Hmmm. Mr Tinydik is still letting 50 millyun galluns of water run down the street EVEN THO WE HAVE A DROWT and all that water makes my gutter too wet to sleep in. Not much has changed sinse the last time I kundukted a gutter inspekshun.
The sidewalk is still pritty cumfterbul. I'll just krash heer for a bit.
I am livvin the life of Riley. Life is good.
Duhr. Hooz Riley? (channeling my inner Jeter Harris.)
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
But it terns owt she is a he hooz reel name is Powder (no reelayshun to Perfectly Parker's Powder, I don't think). Now I've got to disinfekt my brane fur thinking all thoze lood thots abowt how hot she was win I thot he was a she. Maybey now that I'm 17 yeers old, my eyesite is shot.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Dood, I am a DOOD. I don't know whut kind of psyko mind games yer tryin to play with me, but I've sed it beefore and I'll say it agin: DO. NOT. LIK. ME. EVER. This morning win yoo jumped up on the bed and gave me 18 (yes, 18, I was cownting) liks on my hed, I had to spend the rest of the day trying to git that imije owt of my mind and I coodn't nap cuz I thot I'd have dreems abowt yoo and me and Karl and Ruis going to Karnival together. I AM NOT YER SPICY VIXIN. That's whut Parker's for. So why don't yoo by a grayhownd bus tikkit for OH-HI-OH and give her a vizit. And leeve me alone furrever yoo psyko loozer.
Rocky the Guttercat
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Sunday, April 06, 2008
I know that with the reesint siting of vishus deer praktikly storming the gates at the hedqwarters of the
Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt Faktery, sum of yoo may be werried abowt the availubility of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. DO NOT WERRY. We are fully staft to continyoo to prodoose enuf VDR to keep all yoo tender yung joosy cats safe.
Meet Randy. He's owr produkshun snoopervizer and he makes shur that we always have enuf raw ingreedients to keep up with the overwelming deemand for VDR. See? Look at thoze beedy littul eyes: have yoo ever seen a more trustwerthy face? Randy's owr man! He's also in charje of the intern program.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
WOW. I fownd this reely grate bed up on top of one of the ded compyooter teevees in the office. It kinda smells like Mao, but finders keepers, it's my luv nest now. It has a cushy mat that's heeted and keeps me toasty warm. And it sleeps plenty of spicy vixins. Yoo can see me heer calculating how many vixins will fit up thare with me. It was sum hard thinkin, cuz the math is complikayted seeing as how at leest two of my vixins --- Halloween and Sadie --- are porkers and take up as much space as 4 skinny vixins. That's okay tho, cuz they are good luvvin vixins, and thare werth it, even if as not as many vixins can be up in the heeted bed with me.
Monday, March 10, 2008
I had a vary fine weekend. As yoo all know, I spend my entire day frum brekfist to dinner sleepin inside the red stroler that is in the garaje. I dunno why they call it a stroler, cuz it just sits thare it shood be called a sitter. But anyway, imajine my surprize this weekend win I discuverd sevrul pints of Ginniss stuft under the cooshuns in the stroler. SKORE! C'mon over ladeez, the pawty's at my place!!!!
Friday, February 29, 2008
My look-alike faverite spicy vixin, Sadie got told by the stoopid vet guy that she's a porker and needs to looze wate. Evrybuddy noze that's just a lame excyoose the vet mans use to make peepul buy ixpensive diet food wich tastes like cardbord and makes us looze owr wills to live. Ferst of all, Sadie is dammd HOT. No matter how much she ways. Secund of all, my furchin almost drags the grownd and withowt the extra powndidje, I'd look like Skeezix, hoo is a greate littul guy and all that, but he looks like a skellytun he's so skinney. He duzn't have any luv handuls to hold onto win yer having sexy times. Not that I've looked at him in that way. But yoo just can't git good cuddling in with a rat-bodied cat. Sadie is a good snuggler. I think I mite rite her vet a letter.
If yoo have a minit, cood yoo drop by and tell Sadie yoo think she's hot just the way she is? I think that wood cheer her up. THE END --- RtGC
Monday, February 25, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
The part by the red arrow reely got my attenshun!
Your check will be sent directly to you.So, theeze chase people are gonna give me $40,000 to git a laptop computer and study a broad. I think I'm gonna study the effekts of catnip on the luhbeedo. WOO HOO! Party at my howse!!! Line up gerls! Hoo is gonna be the ferst broad for me to study????
A check for up to $40,000 will be sent to you in as little as two business days of final processing. You can cash it immediately. Use the money for any educational expense, including this semester's tuition, housing a laptop computer or study abroad.