Sunday, May 04, 2008

EEEEEUUUUWWWWW!!!!!

Last nite win evrybuddy was in the peepul bed, that psyko Tripper was trying to klime over the gate to brake into the upstares. He was makin' so much noize that the man let him in for a littul wile just to show him we wern't havin' fun withowt him, we were just reedin' and sleepin' and stuff. Well, Tripper jumpt up on the bed and ran strate over to me and started KISSIN' ME!!! I was like, Dood!!! I'm a dood!!! Don't git all Karl and Ruis on me!!!! (not that thare's anything rong with that) And Trip is such an idiut he was just sittin' thare sayin' "What'd I do??" It's a littul imberrissing to reeport this insidint, but I wunted to make shur yoo mancats know that if yoo see Trip galluping toward yoo, run like the wind the other way cuz he's pysko and yoo never know whut he's going to do. THE END. --- Rocky the Gutter Cat

13 comments:

Quasi said...

Thank Ceiling Cat that it was just kisses and not biteys. However, I'm sure your beans would have broken it up if it had been biteys.

Daisy said...

Tripper loves you (like a brother)! I think getting kisses from your brother is good. Unless he has bad breaths.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Gosh, Rocky, Tripper LIKES yoo! We thawt all he ever wanted to do was kill all da other cats in da house!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, and Sadie sed it's okay fur brothers to kiss...very yur-a-peein!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, and Sadie sed it's okay fur brothers to kiss...very yur-a-peein!

The Meezers said...

i kiss my brothers. well, not on the mouth, more like on the top of the head. - Miles

Max said...

I live in fear that someday Buddah will try that with me...

Parker said...

Tripper is just enthusiastic!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Dude, Latte tries to do this stuff to me and I'm all like get off!

Chase

Ariel said...

Lol...It's better than fighting.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hi rocky! i just found you and sure am glad. i will read awhile now! nice to meet you!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoox

Black Cat said...

I think everyone would want to kiss you Rocky, you're so cute...erm... I mean mancatly:) xxx

Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Rocky it's just being brofurrly. We do that sometimes, but really we're sniffing breffs to see if one of us has been eating mouse.