Skeezix's Stroles

Evry few nites, Skeezix the wite rat inside cat gits put in this big red contrapshun called a stroler and they take him arownd the nayburhood. He looks reely stoopid in it, if yoo ask me, but he seems to like it. Last nite they wint for a strole. I didn't follow them like I often do becuz I was just getting settled in for a driveway nap, and I was in the "nap zone." The driveway is ware I liv win our naybur Mr Tinydik runs his water down the gutter for haff the day. THE END --- RtGC

Strolin'

Last nite, my inside frend Skeezix went for a ride in his stroler. They tride to put me in the stroler, but I was like, "No way, Hozay!" I'm not a strolin' cat; I'm a gutter cat. But I followed them win they wint down the street. I went up two gutters and then I lade down in the gutter and napped. They turnd arownd and came back the other direction becuz Trip was following them. (Trip is the pane in the but stray cat hoo wants me to be his frend. He crashes on my cowch in the gutter sumtimes and I don't like it.)

Anyway, I followed them back the other direkshun until I got tired, wich was at the next-door naybur's gutter. Then I pooped in the naybur's mulch, and I forgit what happend after that. THE END --- RtGC