LAST DAY TO ENTER MY 200th POST CONTEST!

Today's the last day to submit yer winning gess in my 200th post contest. The last prize has bin added: a NIPAPALOOZA!!!! Whut's a nipapalooza, yoo ask? Why, enter and win and yoo'll find owt! Heer's how to enter!

GESS MY 200TH POST KONTEST!

...AND THE WINNERS ARE: Karl and Anastasia of The Cat Realm! Concats to both of yoo!

ENTREEZ ARE NOW CLOZED.
STAY TOONED FOR THE ANNOWNSEMINT OF THE WINNER

It's time to gess win I will post my 200th blog post. And I mite not have any kontrol over it cuz Tripper mite hijak my blog for his own deemented perposes. Pleeze reed all the roolz carefully, cuz thare a littul bit diffrint than in the past:

ROOLZ:

• This time arownd, the one hoo gesses closest BEEFORE THE DATE/TIME OF THE WINNING POST PASSES wins. I know it's confyoozing, so I'll give yoo an ixzample.... if the winning post is on August 31st at 11:51 pm and the two closest gesses were August 31st at 8am and September 10th at 8am, the winner is the Sept 10th gess. So, once the date/time of yer gess has passed, yer owt of the running if the winning post has not yet bin posted.
  
• Only cats with blogs or Catster IDs are elijibul. In addishun, Titus the dawg and Fiona Bun can enter, and the Poi rats, too, cuz Ratatooey was a good moovey.
• Only one gess per HOWSEHOLD. So yoo all will need to come to sum agreement and enter just one gess. If yoo try and enter more than one gess per howsehold, all of yer howsehold's entreez will be disqwalifide.
  
• Only gesses entered in the comments feeld of this post are elijibul.
• TRIPPER IS NOT ELIGIBUL. Neether is Skeeze or Mao.
  
• It's my kontest, so I can change the roolz anytime I wunt (thanks, Skeezix!).
• Once yoo gess, yoo cannot change yer gess.
• If there is a tie, the gess wich was submitted the erliest wins.
• If yoo do not enter am or pm, it will deefalt to am.
• ENTRY DEDLINE: 11:59pm AUGUST 3rd PDT

HOW TO ENTER

• Submit a gess in the comments feeld of this post in the following format:
  DATE TIMEam/pm NAME [link to yer blog or Catster ID]
  For exzampul:
  August 4th 10am Maobert Schnickles (http://www.maobert.com/)
  or
  September 5th 3:21pm Tripper (http://www.catster.com/cats/323545)
  

PRIZES

As yoo all know, we're rite smak in the middul of Vishus Deer Seezin. So the prize pakije will offer sum things that will help all of yoo get thru this terryfying time of the yeer in one peese:

1) A can of the patent-pending Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt

2) A NO VISHUS DEER mini-buttun for evry cat in yer howse.

3) A NO VISHUS DEER magnit for yer reefrijerayter.

4) A NO VISHUS DEER bumper stikker says "GO AWAY, VISHUS DEER! I've got Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt and I'm not afrade to use it!"

5) Yer choice of A Whirlybird Cat Exercise toy* OR if yoo alreddy have one, reeplacemint berdies for yer Whirlybird (hoo duzn't go thru thoze like a bowl of Fish Flakes?)

6) A Nipapalooza! A cullekshun of primo nip and nip parafenalyuh.

This is not the kontest of the milleniyum, but it's still pritty darned good!

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* Can't ship outside the U.S. If non-US rezidint wins, will substitoot sumthing of eqwal or grater valyoo.