KRAP!!!!!

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.

Rocky's Male Bag

Well, yoo'll need to klik and biggify it to reed it, but heer is a vary ixsiting thing I got in my emale box today. It's an invitayshun for a Porsche Lemans weekend. And I can bring along a gest. Hmmmm, wich one of my spicy vixins shood I take? The one hoo's bin WOOHOOing Jeter Harris?



Well, it terns owt the SV hoo's bin WOOHOOing Jeter Harris also gave me a Visa card award this week, and it will come in handy to pay for the Porsche weekend. So all is furgived. C'mon on, Sadie, pak sum toys and nip and let's go fur a lost weekend!!!!

Now I just hafta figyer owt wich deddykayted reeders of my blog to pass this award along to!

Hmm, Sadie wuz chekkin' owt Jeter Harris

Jeter Harris was showing off his big ole' butt today, and my Spicy Vixin Sadie was salivayting and wint "WOO HOO." Makes me wunder how many other mancats she is woohooing over.

Vary Disturbin.

Calling all Vixins!

WOW. I fownd this reely grate bed up on top of one of the ded compyooter teevees in the office. It kinda smells like Mao, but finders keepers, it's my luv nest now. It has a cushy mat that's heeted and keeps me toasty warm. And it sleeps plenty of spicy vixins. Yoo can see me heer calculating how many vixins will fit up thare with me. It was sum hard thinkin, cuz the math is complikayted seeing as how at leest two of my vixins --- Halloween and Sadie --- are porkers and take up as much space as 4 skinny vixins. That's okay tho, cuz they are good luvvin vixins, and thare werth it, even if as not as many vixins can be up in the heeted bed with me.

Give Sadie yer support

My look-alike faverite spicy vixin, Sadie got told by the stoopid vet guy that she's a porker and needs to looze wate. Evrybuddy noze that's just a lame excyoose the vet mans use to make peepul buy ixpensive diet food wich tastes like cardbord and makes us looze owr wills to live. Ferst of all, Sadie is dammd HOT. No matter how much she ways. Secund of all, my furchin almost drags the grownd and withowt the extra powndidje, I'd look like Skeezix, hoo is a greate littul guy and all that, but he looks like a skellytun he's so skinney. He duzn't have any luv handuls to hold onto win yer having sexy times. Not that I've looked at him in that way. But yoo just can't git good cuddling in with a rat-bodied cat. Sadie is a good snuggler. I think I mite rite her vet a letter.

If yoo have a minit, cood yoo drop by and tell Sadie yoo think she's hot just the way she is? I think that wood cheer her up. THE END --- RtGC

Sadie Tagged Me

Sadie tagged me for a meme, and she's gonna wet her pants if I don't do it, so heer goze:

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Ten yeers ago I was living in the ferst howse I ever lived in. I wuzn't a geezer then and I didn't have thigh roids or kid me problims. I was spry. I was an owtside cat cuz the inside was rooled by Perl the Holy Terrer hoo thot she owned the place. This was arownd the time that Perl got a new job as a rat killer and wint to live with my Ant Joanne in Bakersfeeld. Once Perl left, my life got better. And my vary best frend Joonyer came to live with us. He tot me how to rassle and have fun. Mao wuz arownd, but him an me never ixzaktly saw eye 2 eye we just keep owr distinss. Ixsept win we have to do bizniss together.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Hangin in the gutter, dreeming of Spicy Vixins. I din't have any Spicy Vixins yet; I just dreemed abowt them. Did a lot of nip.

5 snacks you enjoy?

1. Fish Flakes (thanks, Daisy!!!!)
2. Powderd Pit'r Pats
3. That's it.

5 songs to which you know all the lyrics?
Rocky Mowntin Hi
Wild and Untamed Thing frum the Rocky Horror Pikcher Show
Ketch 22 - Rocky
Rocky theem song
Rock this Town by the Stray Cats

5 things you would do if you were a millionaire?

1. Reetire frum the Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt Bizniss and take it eezy
2. Kidnap the vet man and have sumbuddy sit on him wile I put cold things up his booty
3. Buy the werld's supply of catnip
4. By a howse for Tripper on the other side of the planit
5. Take all the spicy vixins on a shopping spree to Viktoreeyus Seekrit
   

5 bad habits?
Hmmm, it's hard to narrow it down to just five, but heer goze:

1. Nip
2. Catnip Seegars
3. The peepul think I wine too much
4. Peein' inappropreeitly
5. Drawing blud win I go to the vet man's
   

5 things you enjoy doing?

1. Nappin'
2. Nippin'
3. Spicy Vixins
4. Making fun of Skeezy -- all in good fun
5. Eetin' baby food
   
   

5 things you would never wear again?
I uzhully let it all hang owt, and sumtimes I ware the Yankey cap (thanks, Jete'), but I kinda LIKE waring da Yankey cap and I ware it a lot, so I don't think thare's anything I'd never ware agin.


5 favorite toys?

1. Felt mousie
2. Paper bag
3. String
4. The Weejy Bord game that the man plays with me
5. Anything stuft with Catnip (ixsept not the catnip banananana that Trip wrekked cuz it has his spit and his grunjey furrs on it)
   

My Pal Babe

Win it's reel hot, I hang on the balkoney cuz thare are sumtimes nice breezes that come up the hill and make me cool. The balkoney has a cat door owt to it, and owt thare is ware the litter boxes live in thare own howse. That way we can't smell Skeezy's stinkey poops in the howse. They put down this fake rug thing thare so the litter duzn't fall down onto the dek ... and it's a nice rug cuz it's just like grass ixsept unlike the frunt yard, the next door nayber dawg duznt krap on it. So I lay on it, next to the cat litter box howse all day long. It's nice. And better than laying in the gutter win peepul like Mr Tinydik are watering thare lons.

In this pikcher, my frend Babe has joined me. Babe is NOT a spicy vixin. He's not even a spicy dood. He's just a blob. He beelongs to the man's mom. Sumtimes Babe comes and hangs with me just to hang with the cool crowd. Sumtimes I'll wake up frum a nap and think maybe I'm lookin' at Sadie's bak end, but no, it's just a babe butt. I try to be nice to Babe cuz he used to be a ferul cat. At leest he's not psyko like that stoopid Tripper.

I offishully have an appytite

For brekfist this morning I ate two jars of baby food and part of a plate of Fansy Feest. Later I ate 4 more jars of baby food. Baby food is vary good. So I think I'm gonna start insisting on it. Spicy Vixin Sadie posted a git well foto on her blog wich had me standing at attenshun if yoo know whut I meen. And forchewnitly that Daisy cat hazn't bin bak to sing any of her syruping sweet git well songs --- kyoot kid, but she is NOT a singer (sorry, Skeez, but it's da trooth). I'm still spending a lot of time in the shower. Skeez' came and vizited me thare wich was hard for him becuz he hates water so much. But I like it. It's nice and cool and pryvit. Not unlike my gutter, wich they still won't let me go owtside to.

Grownded

Man, now I know why Mao calls the wite rat a wite rat ... becuz he's a RAT FINK! We were just havin' a littul fun with him and had evry intenshun of giving him bak his stoopid sissy stuff evenchully (well, maybe not the nip that was in them Easter eggs cuz we made qwik werk of that), but he ratted us owt to the peepul and now we're in bad trubbul. And DMM and Sadie are mad at me for JUST HAVIN' A LITTUL FUN. I hope Halloween will come over and cuddle me, cuz I cood use sum luvvin. THE END -- RtGC

Good Party

I had a vary good time at Beau Beau's party. Sadie brot sum home-grone, and man, was it primo. Heer is how I spent the day today. THE END --- RtGC

How I spended Krissmiss

I slept the day away in the bakyard, dreeming of spicy vixins:

I'm Dreeming of Sum Spicey Vixins!

I've had to kave into sum peer presshur to come up with a Krissmiss song, so heer it is: I'm Dreeming of Sume Spicy Vixins:

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins,
Like Sadie, DaisyMae and Rosie
We’ll eet turkey and fixin’s
And do lots of kissin,
And share catnip in the snow.

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins
With evry blog entrey I rite.
May yer days be nip-filled and bright!
And yer vixins spicy all nite.

6PM PST tonite: Skeezix's Krissmiss Eeve Story!!!!

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's my Tuxie Toozday foto. It's me and the wite rat rasslin'. We likes rasslin'. I know it looks like the wite rat has romanse on his mind, but beeleeve me, that's not the case Sadie and DaisyMae and Rosie.

Tuxie Toozday: Sepurrrayted at Berth?

If it seems like I'm a littul frisky lately, it's becuz I've bin gitting such goooood nursin' frum my harem -- espeshully Sadie and DaisyMae. The thing abowt Sadie is that it's like lookin' in a mirrer. That's her in the pikchur above. We even have the faint littul pointy white mark between owr eyes. She and Speedy and Zippy finely got thare own blog, so yoo can hop over thare and see more pikchurs. Is thare anybuddy else owt there hoo has a "sepurrayted at berth" dubbul? THE END --- RtGC

NOTE TO JAKE

The animaytid Rocky kittin moovey in the sidebar is not akshully of me. But it looks just like me win I was a babey. Unforchewnitly, I am such an old geezer that I was born beefore mooveys were inventid, so thare are no mooveys of me win I was a kittin. But if thare were, it wood look like this. The peepul at the SFSPCA named me, and I gess they named me after Rocky the fiter, but I'm not much of a fiter (I'm a LOVER, Sadie, Daisy Mae and Rosie, and all yoo other spicy vixens owt thare), but maybe they saw me doing sumthing like this and that's how I got my name. THE END -- RtGC

MY GERLFREND SADIE IS BLOGGING!

I'm vary ixsited to annownse that my gerlfrend Sadie* now has a blog! Yoo may know her sister Zippy frum Skeez's Tales of Devoshun Kontest. If yoo don't know hoo Sadie is, yoo absolootly HAVE to take a look becuz she looks ixzaktly like me! Anyway, thare blog is heer -- go say hellow and add her to yer blogroll! THE END --- RtGC

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* No werries, gerls, thare's plenty of ole' Rocky to go arownd!