Geezer Advice frum Rocky

I just lernd sumthing. Win yoo are an old old geezer cat pushing 20, yoo can krap anyware yoo like and the hyoomans won't git mad at yoo. No more runnin for the litter box win yoo have to krap. Just stop in yer traks and do it. I think anycat over 15 can git away with this.

More frum my malebox

So today I got a letter frum the Genworth Life Insurance Company. Heer's part of the letter:

Dear Rockford R Nichols,

As a responsible citizen, you have paid taxes most of your life, and that's why I think you have a right to be deeply concerned by what I am about to tell you.

The cost of long-term care is high. One year of nursing home care in California averages over $69,000 a year. Home care is usually less expensive but it still adds up. A well designed Long-Term Care Insurance policy may go a long way towards covering most of these costs.

Do any of yoo have long-term care insurance or life insurance?It sounds scary! How do they know I'm a geezer? Did sumbuddy tell? I'm shoor glad I got all thoze credit cards so I can pay for my nursing home care. Do they have gutters at nursing homes? Do they serve Fancy Feest? Whut are taxes? I don't think I've ever pade them becuz I'm whut yoo call a freeloader. THE END -- RtGC

My Reel Age

I took this qwiz, wich told me that my reel age was 56, not 82 (in hyooman yeers). It asked whut I ate, and wether I werked owt and stuff and a bunch of other qweschuns. Yoo can take the qwiz heer. For a geezer like me hoo feels yunger than the calender sez I am, it was a reel pik-me-up to diskuvver that I reely AM spry. Gotta go now -- time to run up a tree! THE END --- RtGC

Maybe I AM a Geezer Cat!

My good frend Kismet the Big Man Cat sent me to a calkyoolater wich told me how old I was in hyooman yeers: 82. That sownds like a lot. I don't think it's rite becuz I'm still friskey, and I clime trees and hunt salamanders and chase after dawgs. THE END --- RtGC