KRAP!!!!!

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.

Hubba Hubba .... or not

Like many of yoo, I have closely bin following the story of the 44 pownd cat in Noo Jerzey. I thot she was hot. I wuz gonna rite her an emale to git her to join my harum.

But it terns owt she is a he hooz reel name is Powder (no reelayshun to Perfectly Parker's Powder, I don't think). Now I've got to disinfekt my brane fur thinking all thoze lood thots abowt how hot she was win I thot he was a she. Maybey now that I'm 17 yeers old, my eyesite is shot.

Mopey Munday

I'm vary deeprest. All my spicy vixins abandund me arownd VD becuz they were seeking meeningful 1-on-1 reelayshunships with other Big Man Cats. Well, I was down with that. I figyerd that they'd come skrambling bak to me wunse the shampane bubbuls went flat and they got a hankerin' for sum of ole' Rocky's primo nip. But no, no one yet. Maybe thare never coming bak. Man, that wood suk!!! So I went thru part of my primo stash all by myself, and past owt in the weeds (appropreeyut, huh). The man saw me and came over to see if I wuz breething. Even that didn't cheer me up. WIMMIN!!!

Spicy Vixin Sunday

This is a pikchur of a harem that my frend 'Kaika has. He wunted to proove he had a harem, too -- but his persun won't let him have a blog, so he had no way of showing off his harem. 'Kaika is the hansum tabby in the middul, with Midnite and Miss Kitty (the cow cat). Nice harem, 'Kaika!