My Prezint frum Kimo and Sabi

Yesturday was my 16th berthday. Thanks to evrybuddy for coming to the birthday party! I got sum prezints. One was a gift frum Kimo and Sabi to me AND Mao, but Mao was owtside and woodn't come in, so I wint ahed withowt him.


I red the note on Kimo and Sabi's prezint. It sed, "Deer Mao & Rocky - This should help you wif identifying some spicy vixins. Happy Gurl watchin from da balcony. Happy Purrthday! Love, Kimo & Sabi."

Hmmm. So far so good! But whut cood it be????

I unrapt it to discuver THE BEST PREZINT EVER: The Cat Butts Field Guide WITH cat butts inklooded! Kimo and Sabi reememberd that I'm a butts man. I love da big byootiful bootays!

So, I did a littul hit of nip and sat down to study..... as my deer frend Jeter Harris wood say, "I'm laffin an laffin'!"
I think maybe I'm not gonna tell Mao that we were ment to share this prezint!

Mopey Munday

I'll admit, I've got a case of the Munday Blues. Skeezix has bin a pane lately -- he won't let me git on the compyooter to vizit all my Spicy Vixins (in fakt he's bin akting even stranjer than uzhual, if that's even possible), and my 16th berthday is coming up and I think evrywun has fergotten it agin this yeer, even tho it mite be my last, AND nobuddy has inqwired abowt renting my gutter. Mao sed I shood set up a box next to the FOR RENT sine with a bunch of papers in it called "Take Ones." On the Take Ones yoo list all the grate things abowt yer gutter but yoo artfully twist the werds arownd so that bad things sownd grate. So like, it has this problim of gitting water in it wile yer trying to sleep in it becuz Mr Tinydik waters his lawn for many howrs at a time and the water goze in my gutter. So on the Take One yoo make it sownd like a reely grate feecher insted of a bad thing, like one of the following:

• Indoor pool
• Water feecher runs thru the property
• Awtomatik watering sistem

Mao sez that it's mostly just nozey naybers hoo take the Take Ones, but yoo only need one renter to take it and fall in luv with the place. So, I'm off to find owt ware I can buy a plastik box to put my Take Ones in. Geez, I didn't realize renting my gutter wood be so much werk.