Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Tuxie Toozday

Heer I am in the reesykul box. As yoo can see, it is not neerly as roomy and privit as my tunnel box, but it duz have a nice feecher: Peeping Tom holes on eech end. I keep tellin' Skeez', if this box is rokkin, don't bother nokkin'!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Hot Mama Monday

I got a fan male frum this cat. Her name is Halloween, and as yoo can see, she's one Hot Mama. She's a geezer like me. She sent Skeez' an emale with her pickcher and askt if he'd pass it along to me. Heer's whut she sed:

I tried to find an email address for Rocky, but I couldn't locate it. Could you please show Rocky my photo?

I am 15 years old. I like a man cat in a tux. I am named for the most important day of the year in San Francisco: Halloween. But I got this name because of the colors of my coat: black and orange. I was the runt (just like you, Skeez!) of a feral litter. I showed up in my human bean's back yard soon after I was born with my brothers and sisters. When my mom wouldn't feed me, my person took me in and gave me a nice place to live.

Tell Rocky that I sometimes try to stay outside because I liked it when I was a kitten. But I always come back in at night or when it gets too cold or rainy. I get very mad at my people when it rains and tell them to turn the outside faucet off in the clouds but they do not listen to me. Does Rocky ever get annoyed like this? I like climbing the big incense cedar tree in my back yard. I can do a few circus tricks on it.

Anyway, pass my photo along to Rocky & please and tell him I love nip if he wants to share!


PS Now that I have a photo to share, I'll see if I can get my person to set up a blog for me!
Let me say agin that Halloween is ONE HOT MAMA and I can't wate to share my primo stash with her.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Bonnie's Meme

A) Four places I have lived:
San Fransisko
Castro Valley

B) Four things I love to watch:
Monster Truk ralleys
Belching Kontests
Stuff I can see frum the gutter

C) Four places I have been outside my home:
Flower bed
Mulch (ware I krap)
Bullevard Pet Hospitul

D) Four websites I visit daily:
The Spicy Vixins forum on FOS
DaisyMae Maus' Blog
Sadie's Blog
Da grate Jeter Harris' Blog

E) Four of my favorite foods:
Dry krap
Fancy Feast Turkey in the green can
Raw hambooger

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
On my bench
An aviary
At Smitty's
In the arms of a spicy vixin

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
The string
Felt tuffy mowse
Tunnel box

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
The Rockster
Rocky Raccoon

I) Regarding Catnip:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Answer: Love it -- as long as it's primo, and not skank weed that yoo woodn't try to pass off onto a three yeer old.

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Answer: Nun of the above. It's stoopid -- unless I find it in the wild

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
A sqwillion planche a griffes

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
Spend time with my frends at the Caveman Crib
Poze for pikchers wile I'm sleeping
Bug the peeple at Rozerem abowt being in one of thare commershuls

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
I'm a geezer. I don't plan that far ahed.

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
My tunnel box
My planche a griffe
My bench
My tunnel box

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
Sleep 23 howrs
Chek owt a few blogs
Shop for more Viagra on the innernet

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?

Paper bags
Plastic bags
Boxes. Thare good for peein' in, too.

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
That psyko stray cat Trip
The blak cat hoo sleeps in the garage

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:
DaisyMae Maus
Jeter Harris

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Widebody Wenzday

This is Uncle Louie frum Princeton, NJ. I think that heer he is praktissing his Rocky the Gutter Cat impersunayshun. Yoo can find owt more abowt Uncle Louie heer.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Mopey Munday

I'm vary deeprest. All my spicy vixins abandund me arownd VD becuz they were seeking meeningful 1-on-1 reelayshunships with other Big Man Cats. Well, I was down with that. I figyerd that they'd come skrambling bak to me wunse the shampane bubbuls went flat and they got a hankerin' for sum of ole' Rocky's primo nip. But no, no one yet. Maybe thare never coming bak. Man, that wood suk!!! So I went thru part of my primo stash all by myself, and past owt in the weeds (appropreeyut, huh). The man saw me and came over to see if I wuz breething. Even that didn't cheer me up. WIMMIN!!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Widebody Wenzday

This is a widebody shot of that psyko stray cat, Tripper. They wade him last nite. He ways neerly 17 pownds, and he's a littul over a yeer old. He ways as much as me and Skeezix put together. That's widebody. THE END -- RtGC

Monday, February 12, 2007

Tuxie Tummy Toozday

OK, gerls, yoo wunna look at a Man Cat tummy? Heer yoo are! This is anuther foto frum win I was past owt on Saterday. I was that way for a long long time. THE END --- RtGC

Skeezie's bin serfing porn ... or has he?

Skeezy has bin beehaving vary oddly the last few daze. Then yesterday, win the peepul were at cherch, I notist that he'd be on the compyooter with his big noze rite up aginst the skreen, and then he wood run and git a drink of water and then go bak to the compyooter skreen. And he did this over and over agin for most of the morning. Well, since I'm the oldest and am kinda reesponsibul for him win the peepul are not in the howse, I wint to investigate. And I FOWND PORN ON THE SKREEN HE'D BIN LOOKING AT! So, I got closer and looked reel hard to make shur it was porn, and I snift to see if I cood smell any good smells, and then I lookt for the parentul kontrol button so that the peepul woodn't see that on the skreen win they got home and blame it on me. And then suddinly I realized that the porn ho on the skreen wasn't a porn ho at all --- it was Skeezy's speshul frend Daisy. (I didn't rekugnize her withowt her hot pokka dot spagetti strap dress.) So I left reel qwik becuz akording to Man Roolz, yoo can't be kot looking at anuther cat's porn ho, espeshully win he's her speshul frend. Sorry, Skeez, my bad. THE END --- RtGC

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Good Party

I had a vary good time at Beau Beau's party. Sadie brot sum home-grone, and man, was it primo. Heer is how I spent the day today. THE END --- RtGC

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Widebody Wenzday

Me on my Planche a Griffe:


Tuxie Tummy Toozday

Well, yesterday I got up on the desk. And it reeqwired so much effert that then I had to take a nap. THE END --- RtGC

Tabby Toozday

We're taking terns letting Trip post pikchurs on owr blogs so that he can become an innernet sellebrity, too. So this week it's my tern. This is Trip with his Valentine's Day foto. As if that psyko stray cat cood git a gerlfrend!