Monday, February 12, 2007

Skeezie's bin serfing porn ... or has he?

Skeezy has bin beehaving vary oddly the last few daze. Then yesterday, win the peepul were at cherch, I notist that he'd be on the compyooter with his big noze rite up aginst the skreen, and then he wood run and git a drink of water and then go bak to the compyooter skreen. And he did this over and over agin for most of the morning. Well, since I'm the oldest and am kinda reesponsibul for him win the peepul are not in the howse, I wint to investigate. And I FOWND PORN ON THE SKREEN HE'D BIN LOOKING AT! So, I got closer and looked reel hard to make shur it was porn, and I snift to see if I cood smell any good smells, and then I lookt for the parentul kontrol button so that the peepul woodn't see that on the skreen win they got home and blame it on me. And then suddinly I realized that the porn ho on the skreen wasn't a porn ho at all --- it was Skeezy's speshul frend Daisy. (I didn't rekugnize her withowt her hot pokka dot spagetti strap dress.) So I left reel qwik becuz akording to Man Roolz, yoo can't be kot looking at anuther cat's porn ho, espeshully win he's her speshul frend. Sorry, Skeez, my bad. THE END --- RtGC

3 comments:

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Rocky, we think you need to have a talk with little Skeezix about his urges.

~J&B

DaisyMae Maus said...

It seems as if Skeezix has become obsessed with his Curly Cat. You need to do the right thing, Rocky ... Skeezix needs his "birds and bees" talk but soon!
DMM

jeterharris said...

hoo u callin a "porn ho" rocky?