Monday, February 19, 2007

Mopey Munday

I'm vary deeprest. All my spicy vixins abandund me arownd VD becuz they were seeking meeningful 1-on-1 reelayshunships with other Big Man Cats. Well, I was down with that. I figyerd that they'd come skrambling bak to me wunse the shampane bubbuls went flat and they got a hankerin' for sum of ole' Rocky's primo nip. But no, no one yet. Maybe thare never coming bak. Man, that wood suk!!! So I went thru part of my primo stash all by myself, and past owt in the weeds (appropreeyut, huh). The man saw me and came over to see if I wuz breething. Even that didn't cheer me up. WIMMIN!!!


Rosie & Cheeto said...

OH NO, Rocky ovurdozzed on his primo nip!! All of Rocky's spicy vixens MUST give him Ci-P-peR...whare we jump on his manly geezer chest and give him tons of kisses!! -Rosie

Daisy said...

Oh, no! Rocky, I am sure they did not abandon you. You need to cheer up. This seems like a job for the PINK LADIES! ::gathers Pink Ladies who join paws and sing::

Go Greased Lightnin'
You're burning up the quarter mile
Greased Lightnin' Go Greased Lightnin'
Go Greased Lightnin'
You're coasting through the heat lap trial
Greased Lightnin' Go Greased Lightnin'
You're supreme
The chicks'll scream
For Greased Lightnin'

Ariel said...

Rocky who could abandon your cute face :)

Oreo said...

Poor Rocky!
::whispers:: You got any more stash??

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh no Rocky, once a Spicy Vixen, always a Spicy Vixen! Your Vixens will be back, maybe you should let them know how much they mean to you. I know Chase has found his Charmers like a little sensitivity to go with the rough and rugged Man Cat stuff.

Yup, this is a job for the Pink Ladies alright!

*singing back up to Daisy*
Grease Lightnin'
Go Grease Lightnin'!!


The Meezers said...

oh no Rocky. That's horrible. ::whispers:: we're wif Oreo, gots anymore stash?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Aw Rocky, I din't 'bandon yoo. I'll be offur to comfort yoo in a liddul while. I din't haf a 1 on 1 fur vd, I just ate cake, did sum nip and past out. Sorry, guess I shooda noticed yoo were depressed, but I wuz to bizy noticing dat I wuz stoned and looked good...~Sadie, founder of da Spicy Vixens (and Rocky look-alike)

ArtsyCatsy said...

Yo, Rocky! As a new member of the Pink Ladies, I'm singin' Go Greased Lightnin' atcha and, honey, we'll have you back in the pink in no time!


DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, Rocky ... I guess that you could share me with my VALENTINE, Jake (who actually ASKED me, BTW).
DMM, Spicy Vixen Extraordinaire

Tara said...

Rocky, you are a HUNK!!! The Pink Ladies luv you, so I'm sure your vixens will be back! But even if they aren't, there will, and I mean WILL, be others!

And in harmony:
Grease Lightnin'
Go Grease Lightnin'!!


Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hi, Rocky - I'm still one of your spicy vixens though Bubbles is my special beau now. I'm also a Pink Lady! If you have more nip to share, I might visit for a while.


Rocky, you're not moving in on my girl DaisyMae, are you?


The Famous Five said...

Rocky, I think you need to go on Mancat Monday to attract your spicy vixens back, that's where Poppygirl is hanging out now.

Karen Jo said...

I'm sure that your Spicy Vixens will be back, Rocky. Maybe you should enter the Mr. Litterbox contest and show them what they're missing.