But even tho Gordy (thank dog) is not in my category, I still have stiff competishun. Fur ixzampul:
So once agin this yeer, I'll have to put in my sorry plee for yer vote for Best in Show. Heer are the reezins yoo shood vote for me insted of Skeezix or Mao or Trip or any of the other entreez:
- I'm an old geezer cat. This may be the very last kontest I ever git to enter.
- If I win, win I'm having my pee problims, I'll be abul to think of thoze happy daze win I was the Werld's Koolest Cat, and it mite take my mind off the pane.
- Skeezix is only
23 yeers old, and he has abowt 2019 more chanses to enter agin before he dies.
- I pee a LOT, and that meens both freeqwintly and qwantitativly. So I need that yeer's supply of cat litter more than Skeez.
- Skeezix can go enter a cat show if he wunts to win sumthing. I'm a no-papers mixed breed frum the pownd hoo can't enter cat shows.
- Did I menshun that I'm an old geezer cat and this may be the very last kontest I ever git to enter?