
Ixsept for win I go owt on the balkunney, heer is ware I spend my day and all nite, too: da bed. Yoo can see that I've got my furrs on it. Or maybe thoze are Sadie's or DMM's. It is vary cumfterbul. The ladey bot me a starecase that she puts next to the bed so I can klime up eezy. Otherwize, I kinda hafta claw my way to the top. The starecase is much better. Sumbuddy askt whut a boobwalker is. A boobwalker is a cat hoo spends da nite walking bak and forth acrost the ladey's chest, waking her up, making her yell, and gitting all the cats throwed owt of the room. Mao is a boobwalker. I am not. I know better. I sleep in ixzaktly one spot all nite long and purr becuz I have a good life. THE END ---- RtGC