Saturday, July 21, 2007

Ware I live now

Ixsept for win I go owt on the balkunney, heer is ware I spend my day and all nite, too: da bed. Yoo can see that I've got my furrs on it. Or maybe thoze are Sadie's or DMM's. It is vary cumfterbul. The ladey bot me a starecase that she puts next to the bed so I can klime up eezy. Otherwize, I kinda hafta claw my way to the top. The starecase is much better. Sumbuddy askt whut a boobwalker is. A boobwalker is a cat hoo spends da nite walking bak and forth acrost the ladey's chest, waking her up, making her yell, and gitting all the cats throwed owt of the room. Mao is a boobwalker. I am not. I know better. I sleep in ixzaktly one spot all nite long and purr becuz I have a good life. THE END ---- RtGC

19 comments:

Skeeter & LC said...

LOL! We are stomach-walkers. An sometimes we jus like to curl up there.

Kimo & Sabi said...

I am a head walker and boob walker.
Kimo

I am a tummy pouncer and bladder bouncer.
Sabi

Daisy said...

Rocky, you look very very comfortable. I am a bladder walker. And I also like to sit on the bladder first thing in the morning.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hello Rocky, I'm glad you are spending all your time inside or on the balkony, the gutter is no place for a mancat of your, um, advanced years. Besides, it makes you easier to find when I come over to snuggle.~Sadie

Karen Jo said...

That looks like a very comfortable bed, Rocky. I am glad that the Food Lady got you steps so that you can get up there more easily. I'm sure you are much better off there and on the balcony than in the gutter.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

we sleep all over the place... our human would love the snuggle time with you! One spot! Wow.. and the stairs sound awesome for you. Feel Good Rocky! Purrs and Purrs

Honey P. Sunshine said...

rpcky, you look furry comfortable. I purrsonally, am a hair danser. i make biskits in mom's hair on the pillow, sometimes it makes her head move back and forth cuz i'm dansing so hard

Tyler said...

Rocky, you're very lucky to have your own staircase. I'm a calf-walker, even though my mom screams out in pain because I jump as hard as I can right on the bones. If I wanted to I could land on the bed in between her legs. If she's been paticularlly well-behaved that day I give her calves a break. (Get it, I give 'em a break. Tee, hee. I crack myself up.)
Glad to see you're staying outa the gutters, Rock.
Take care, Ty

Angus said...

Bladder and legs, that's me, first she really has to go, then can't move for the ten tons o'cat on her legs!

DaisyMae Maus said...

You are a good guy, Rocky.

I guess that I'm not a boob-walker that much. I mostly start at Mom's left shin an' walk clear up her until I can settle down on her sternum. Then I stick my nose on her chin and tickle her nose with my whiskers.

DMM

Parker said...

That looks like the perfect comfy spot for you Rocky. How nice of the food lady to get steps for you, way better than clawing. Me and my sibs have been bood walkers for a long time. It's fun to make Mom yell out from a deep sleep! Feel good Rocky!
Purrs.

DK & The Fluffies said...

I am totally a boob hopper! ~Lando Bun

Jake and Bathsheba said...

I like to sleep in one place most of the night too. I'm not much of a jumper anymore so I alway appreciate the intermediate jump to a stool or trunk before the final destination.

I don't do it often but I'll do the bladder walk when I need mom to get up right away and feed me.

I love you Rocky!

~Bathsheba

Junior said...

I only walk on my Meowm to get to the other side of the bed...and even then I am very careful where I out my paws.

Meowm and I are so very glad you are being an indoor cat now...it is so much safer than outside. A bit more boring, but safer.

You do look very comfy on that bed!!

Ariel said...

Rocky you certainly live the good life :)

missouri meowers said...

you is a smart geezer dude, rocky! you know not to p-o the beans so you don't get thrown outta the comfy place! we are so glad you aren't a gutter-cat any more; we was allus scared you would get squished. our mom put up stepstools for nels last year so he can get into his favorite living room chair and into the Uncle Eeker Memorial Window inna kitchen. beans are nice that way!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Rocky, I'm with you! I've been doing a lot of relaxing lately and not moving so much. Latte is a boobwalker, must be a meezer thing.

Chase

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I never learned to be a boobwalker. Mommy scared me when I was a kitten.
:(

~Donny

Full Monty Q said...

Kavan's a boob walker! He always gets us thrown out!
Tara