Friday, July 28, 2006

Unabul to blog today

I can't blog today, becuz I'm owt taking down posters. THE END --- RtGC

Thursday, July 27, 2006

I put up posters

I spent the day (even tho it is still hot) putting up posters to help find Kismet's persun. Kismet's my frend, so I'm happy to help. Thare were lots of posters to put up. Skeezix printed them owt until the print masheen ran owt of ink. Heer is a pikchur of me putting one on a telefone pole. Skeezix coodn't do it becuz he's an inside cat and can only go out on the harniss or in his stroler, and it was urjint that we get the posters up. So I did. THE END --- RtGC

Saturday, July 22, 2006

I'm meeeellllllllttttinng!

Bad enuf it's so hot, but I hav to spend the entire day lissening to Mao wine abowt how hot is it. I think I'll see if I can push him into the pool. THE END --- RtGC

Friday, July 21, 2006

The Screem

Heer's a pikchur of me win I used to liv in the howse. It's kind of the Rocky the Gutter Cat version of Edvard Munch's "The Screem." Except I'm lying down. It shows off my howrglass figyoor nicely. Hey, by the way, thanks for dropping by my blog. I used to think blogs were stoopid, but I've kind of chanjed my mind. THE END --- RtGC

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Well, I wuz surprized today to find owt that I got my own domane name: Pritty cool, eh?

When it's hot, I sleep on my bak

Rocky the Gutter Cat on his backWin it gits reely hot like tooday, I sleep on my bak and make myself as flat as possible aginst the sidewok. I think it's kooler that way becuz the wite on my belly is better at reflecting the heet. THE END --- RtGC

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

My home

Heer I am in my home in the gutter. In this pikchur, I'm in the upstares part of the gutter. As yoo can see, the gutter has a sleek, contemperary stile. I like it. THE END ---RtGC

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The hillbilly couch is gone

Win I woke up this morning, I discuvered that the byootiful red velvet cowch acrost the street had disappeered. Dang. THE END --- RtGC

Monday, July 17, 2006

The big red velvet cowch

I can't help but notis that the nayburs acrost the street have a byootiful classy red velvet cowch in thare driveway. It used to be on thare sidewok with a bunch of othur crap, but the peeple hoo took away the other crap left the byootiful red velvet cowch behind. After a few days, thay moovd it to the driveway. I don't know much abowt fernichur, but the food lady calls it the hillbilly cowch. I reely wood like them to move it owt of thare driveway and into my gutter so I cood sleep on it, and the water frum Mr Tinydik's lawn wood just run underneeth the cowch and I woodn't git wet in the gutter like I do now, wich is why I have to spend a lot of time in the driveway, wich I don't like as much. Today, I wint over to thare driveway to see if anybody was thare that I cood ask abowt mooving the cowch over, but nobuddy came out. THE END --- RtGC

Saturday, July 15, 2006

It is very hot

On daze like today, I think of that fame-us innernet cat, Kismet, hooz always whining abowt how hot it is, becuz today it is very hot heer. Hot daze are bad becuz the nayburz haf to watur thare lawnz, and then watur goze in the gutter and I git wet. Even on hot daze, I hate gitting wet. Watur tuching my fur is like kriptunite to superman. So I had to spend the day at my summur home in the driveway, underneeth one of the bloo masheens. THE END --- RtGC

Friday, July 14, 2006

Skeezix got a Jeep

Skeezix is the skinny runt albino cat hoo livs in the howse. He's all rite, even if he is a mama's boy. He just got his own Jeep. It is a Jeep Rubicon®, pet stroller and it's big. I left the gutter to wok down the street win he rode in that thing to see wut wuz going on. He looked dweebey, like alwayz. It's got a shelf under it wich wood be a good place to keep yer cigs and nip and a coupla brews. Mr Tinydik put water in the gutter for sevrul howrs yesterday. THE END - RtGC

Monday, July 10, 2006

Lowd Truks last nite

Thare were menny menny lowd trucks on the street last nite in the middul of the nite. I dint like it, and I got a littul scared and hided until they wint away. Nite is a kwiet sleeping time. I didn't git my sleep. That's bad. THE END. --- RtGC

Thursday, July 06, 2006

I'm not much of a bloggr

I'm a gutter cat, not a blogger. My inside frend Skeezix the Cat blogs and he tride to git me to do it. However, that meens I have to go inside the howse to a compyooter. I hate going inside. I recently moooved to my summur home, wich is the driveway. THE END. RtGC