Whut Catmint Looks Like

Heer is my inside frend Skeezix owt in his harniss for a walk. He's batting beez in the Catmint. A few of yoo asked whut Catmint was, so I thot I'd show yoo a pikchur. This is just a small pikchur of it, but the Catmint is very ginormous. I sumtimes sleep in the middul of it. It smells good and it's pritty and I haloosinate. I like haloosinating. It's fun. Yoo shood try it. I don't like Skeezix gitting his smell all over my Catmint, but forchunitly, he's not owt in my Catmint very offin. THE END --- RtGC

What Catmint Is

Sumbuddy asked me abowt what catmint is. Akording to the innernet, catmint is a hairy aromatic perennial herb having whorls of small white purple-spotted flowers in a terminal spike; used in the past as a domestic remedy; strongly attractive to cats. Yoo can git it frum a nursrey ware yoo buy baby plants. Ask for Nepeta grandiflora. Yoo can reed a lot abowt catmint heer. Catmint is in the same family as catnip. I don't know what that meens, becuz I didn't know plants had moms and dads. But evidently catmint does. Catmint is like catnip but it is a reely nice decorutiv plant with purpul flowers. The lady at our howse makes shoor thare is lots of catmint planted wareever we liv. Naybur cats come over to role in it. That can suk. THE END --- RtGC

Catmint Dreemz

Last nite, I slept in the bed of Catmint, wich is just like nip, only thare's way more of it and it has pritty purpul flowers. I had wild dreemz. It was grate. And I woke up wanting to eet evrything in site. Akshully, that's pritty much the case evry time I wake up. THE END --- RtGC