Tuxedo Toozday

Tuxie Toozday

OK, I'm sending this one in to CatsInBoxes.com. The peepul were lookin for me tonite, but I was chillin in an office box, just trying to git away frum the wite rat. It was nice and peesefull, ixsept I kept heerin them yell my name. And win they fownd me, I thot of da grate Jeter Harris becuz I was "laffin and laffin." THE END --- RtGC

Tuxie Toozday | Toze Toozday

Tuxie Toozday

Sittin in the gutter, wayting for my harem to show up...

Tuxie Toozday

Next to my faverit spot (the gutter), thare is the driveway, and the ferst part slopes up. I like laying on it so that my hed is lower than my butt. It makes the blood rush to my hed wich helps kyoor nipovers, and givs yoo kind of a rush win yoo git up reel fast. Yoo shood try it.

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's my Tuxie Toozday foto. It's me and the wite rat rasslin'. We likes rasslin'. I know it looks like the wite rat has romanse on his mind, but beeleeve me, that's not the case Sadie and DaisyMae and Rosie.

Tuxie Toozday: Sepurrrayted at Berth?

If it seems like I'm a littul frisky lately, it's becuz I've bin gitting such goooood nursin' frum my harem -- espeshully Sadie and DaisyMae. The thing abowt Sadie is that it's like lookin' in a mirrer. That's her in the pikchur above. We even have the faint littul pointy white mark between owr eyes. She and Speedy and Zippy finely got thare own blog, so yoo can hop over thare and see more pikchurs. Is thare anybuddy else owt there hoo has a "sepurrayted at berth" dubbul? THE END --- RtGC

Tuxie Toozday

Heer is a pikchur of me on my planche a griffe. It was taken beefore I had my forehed stapled. It's one of my favorite playses to hang owt: on my planche a griffe, wich is a kardbord skracher. The peepul put nip in the kraks, so I skratch a littul, sniff a littul, nap a littul. It's grate. Yoo shood try it.

MORE TERRIFIK TUXIES:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus*

THE END --- RtGC

* I'm a littul sweet on her. She's hot. Yoo shood chek her owt.

Tuxedo Toozday

OMG!!!! I just lookt in the mirrer, and YIKES!!!!!
Whut the hek did Bulevard Pet Hospitul put on my hed? Is it...

A) Vishus Deer horns
B) Devil horns
C) Andorian antenas

Or werse, did they operate and leeve a surjikul gluv inside???

Dona Nobis Pacem

Widebody Wenzday

Mao has bin insuferubul since he invented Meezer Munday. Since Tuxedo Toozday had alreddy bin invented, it didn't look like I cood invent anything for myself. But then I desided to invent Widebody Wednesday, in wich I will showcase fotos of full-figyerd cats. I'm starting with a pikchur of myself, wich was takin before I got the thigh roids problim, and I was a plus-size cat. Forchewnitly, the howrglass pattern on my stumik had a slimming ifekt so I looked a lot skinnier than I akshully was. THE END --- RtGC

Tuxedo Toozday

I like this pikchur becuz it kind of aksenchewates my howrglass figyur. And, yoo can see how the inside of my mowth is both pink and blak. And it duz dubbul-duty as a Tummy Toosday foto. THE END --- RtGC
More Tuxies:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's a foto of me in all my Tuxedo-ness.

More Tuxies:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

THE END --- RtGC

I'm being impersunayted!!!!!

I wuz shokt to see that thare is anuther tuxedo cat owt thare going by the name of Rockey, trying to impersunate me. Well, thare's only ONE Rocky the Gutter Cat. Accept no substitooshuns.

My breed is in wikepedia too

My inside frend Skeezix is always bragging abowt how his breed (Oriyentul Shorthare) is in the Wikipedia, and how he's best frends with Mitey Mite, one of the cats in the pikchur on Wikipedia.

Well, MY BREED is also on Wikepedia with the most fameus tuxedo cat ever --- Socks --- in the foto. I'm not a persunal frend of Socks, but I feel like I am. Yoo can reed Socks biograffy here.

I also have a cuzzin named Oreo hoo is a Tuxedo cat. Oreo is not fameus. We are abowt the same age (way old). Oreo livs in a place called Linkin, wich is in the hills far far away. Poor Oreo duzn't have a nice gutter to live in. She lives in the wild outdoors. THE END --- RtGC