My Reel Age

I took this qwiz, wich told me that my reel age was 56, not 82 (in hyooman yeers). It asked whut I ate, and wether I werked owt and stuff and a bunch of other qweschuns. Yoo can take the qwiz heer. For a geezer like me hoo feels yunger than the calender sez I am, it was a reel pik-me-up to diskuvver that I reely AM spry. Gotta go now -- time to run up a tree! THE END --- RtGC

Maybe I AM a Geezer Cat!

My good frend Kismet the Big Man Cat sent me to a calkyoolater wich told me how old I was in hyooman yeers: 82. That sownds like a lot. I don't think it's rite becuz I'm still friskey, and I clime trees and hunt salamanders and chase after dawgs. THE END --- RtGC