
- It is blak and wite like me
- It has PEE in its name, and I PEE a lot
- Win I press the DeeJay buttun, the peeyano yells owt "DEEJAY!!!!" reel jazzy-like, and that is thrilling.
- It is eezy to play. Yoo just step on the blak and wite stiks and noise comes owt.