Tuxie Toozday

Even tho I'm grownded, the man still lets me help him play the peeyano. The peeyano is my faverit myoozikul instroomint becuz:

1. It is blak and wite like me
2. It has PEE in its name, and I PEE a lot
3. Win I press the DeeJay buttun, the peeyano yells owt "DEEJAY!!!!" reel jazzy-like, and that is thrilling.
4. It is eezy to play. Yoo just step on the blak and wite stiks and noise comes owt.