Rocky's Male Bag

This week I got a broshure in the male from Ava Chen D.D.S. and Victor Kvikstad D.D.S. Famly Dentistry. I almost thru it away, but sinse I needed sumthing to reed in the catbox, I gave it a look-see.

I HATE having my teeths werked on, but I notist sum servises that they offer that I don't think I can git frum the regyuler vet man torcher guy. For ixzampul, "New Deep Bleaching The Next Evolution in Teeth Whitening!" and "Dental Implants Say Good-bye To Loose Dentures" and "Perfect Looking Teeth in Just A Few Visits". That sownds pritty good, becuz my teeths are a littul yellow becuz I'm a geezer, and loose denchers sownds pritty bad --- if I git implants, they say I can enjoy all my faverite foods. Bring it on!

I think I owe it to the spicy vixins in my harem to have purrfikt looking teeths. They offer a 15% senior diskownt, and sumthing called "Friendly Patient Financing." It's hard for me to be frendly win I'm havin my teeths werked on, but if it ment I cood afford purrfikt looking teeths, maybe it wood be werth it to be more kongeeniul.

Have any of yoo had dentul implants or deep bleaching frum Ava Chen D.D.S. or Victor Kvikstad D.D.S. Famly Dentistry? Did it werk? Did it hert? Did yoo git to enjoy all yer faverit foods? Did it help yoo with the ladeez?

Rocky's Male Bag

I've bin gitting a lot of stuff in the male frum Academy of Art University. At ferst it sownded like too much werk, but then I thot: CO-EDS! And it's in San Fransisko, so I cood vizit that spicy vixin Rosie. And I cood take BART thare and sleep on the trayne so I woodn't miss much nappin' time. They sent me a big fat book that is good for a pillow, and a CD that nice pikchurs that made me sleepy. So they no just wut buttuns to push to make me wunt to go thare.

I also got a bro-shur frum Fremont Porsche wich sells Porsches. They spell porche funny becuz its Jermun. We kinda need a new frunt porche after my industreeyul aksident, since it still stinks like skunk farts by the frunt door, so maybe I'll go vizit them and try to git the peepul a new frunt porche for Krissmiss. I have to admit, the bro-shur was vary stranje becuz thare was not one singul pikchur of a porche, just a bunch of sports cars. Advertizing can be vary misteerius.