Monday, January 22, 2007

Rocky's Male Bag

This week I got a broshure in the male from Ava Chen D.D.S. and Victor Kvikstad D.D.S. Famly Dentistry. I almost thru it away, but sinse I needed sumthing to reed in the catbox, I gave it a look-see.

I HATE having my teeths werked on, but I notist sum servises that they offer that I don't think I can git frum the regyuler vet man torcher guy. For ixzampul, "New Deep Bleaching The Next Evolution in Teeth Whitening!" and "Dental Implants Say Good-bye To Loose Dentures" and "Perfect Looking Teeth in Just A Few Visits". That sownds pritty good, becuz my teeths are a littul yellow becuz I'm a geezer, and loose denchers sownds pritty bad --- if I git implants, they say I can enjoy all my faverite foods. Bring it on!

I think I owe it to the spicy vixins in my harem to have purrfikt looking teeths. They offer a 15% senior diskownt, and sumthing called "Friendly Patient Financing." It's hard for me to be frendly win I'm havin my teeths werked on, but if it ment I cood afford purrfikt looking teeths, maybe it wood be werth it to be more kongeeniul.

Have any of yoo had dentul implants or deep bleaching frum Ava Chen D.D.S. or Victor Kvikstad D.D.S. Famly Dentistry? Did it werk? Did it hert? Did yoo git to enjoy all yer faverit foods? Did it help yoo with the ladeez?

7 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky, I sawed yer teefs a cuppul a times. Da last time whin yoo were singing yer noo yers eve song and dey dint look bad to me. Save yer money to buy us spicy vixens sum nice treets or catnip or sumfing like dat. Besides, DENTAL WERK SUKS! It herts, dat is whut Zippy sez and she's had werk dun. So, save yer money and yer san-ittee and stay away frum da dentist.~Sadie, spicy vixen with killer tail skills

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Hmm, I don't know, I think your Vixens like you the way you are.

Dude, I need some help! I've got two hot ladies interested in me and I'm not quite sure how to handle the attention. I know you're an expert so I figured I'd ask your advice!

Chase

Daisy said...

Maybe you could just try some Crest white strips first. Of course, it would be hard to pass up that special financing...

Junior said...

I haven't had any of that done....but I do have to go for a dental very soon!

Eric and Flynn said...

We fink yoo shud pass on the dentull werk, cuz ennyfing like dat is bad noos. Yer spicy vixens seem to like yoo as yoo are, so if we wuz yoo, we wudn't spend owr munny on it.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

bein' furrendly izzn't worth it. I'd say pass on this one.
Grr

Justin said...

My kitties have not got any dental problem till now n hope they remain ok.