- Spicy-ness
- Vicey-ness. Must luv to spend hole days in the gutter doing nip and other stuff.
- Notty-ness. If yer not notty, don't bother to apply.
- Plays well with others. This is a harem. Yoo have to share. The good nooz is, thare's plenty of ole' Rocky to go arownd.
- Givs a good nek and sholder massaje.
- Izn't TOO uppity. Sum uppityness is ixpektid, espeshully if yer spicy. But yoo won't go all wimmin's lib on me if I ask yoo to bring me a beer.
- Likes gutters.
- Duzn't suddinly git hed-aches win we're reddy to git down to bizniss.
- Duzn't ixpekt me to lissen to all her problims.
- Will let me watch "The Man Show" in peece and qwiet.
- Likes to jump on trampoleens wile I watch.
- Izn't looking to raze a bunch of littul Rocky Joonyers. I've had my hoohaectomy, gerls!
- Is a member of Rocky's Spicy Vixins Klub.
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10 comments:
Wow - that's quite a list. We learned from our Daddykitty (you know, guys to guys) that you gots to buy your girls nice stuff to keep 'em hangin' around - other wise they'll go lookin' for a new dude! (like cat calendars, rice krispy treats, cheese-its, tiara's, purple jammies, etc.). Oh, and don't forget to make sure you don't have any dingleberries!
Wow, that's an interesting list Rocky. I'm too young to understand most of it, but it certainly sounds like you know what you want!
Kimo & Sabi have some good advice!
ps: jumpin' on a trampoline sounds FUN!
I'm bof spicy and vicey! I sorta started the harem so dat offer gerls cood distract yoo wile I flirted wif ofer boycats. Yoo rub mine, I'll rub yoors. I don't get it, Rocky, yoor a cat, why wood yoo wanna watch a bunch of beans being silly on the man show thing. Eh, wutever, as long as I can watch my stuff wifout yoo askin' fur stuff alla time. I'd be happy to getcha a brewski as long as yoor happy to get me some primo nip. Oh, and as long as yoo join me at some point I'd jump on that trampoline for hours. And no Rocky joonyers here-been der, done dat, had it remooved!~Sadie (who's pritty spicey)
our Lady sez you sound like mosta the guys that werk in her shipping department.
I'm working on it! Its hard though, but I am certainly naughty! You might have to help me get used to the Gutter...Out of Doors is kind of scary for me.
Kaze
Hmmm ... Those are the qualifications? I dunno how I feel about gutters, though. I'm used to wall-to-wall carpeting and a pillow top mattress. Gutters are kinda ... hard.
On a brighter note, I am dingleberry-free.
DMM, Spicy Vixen
Rocky's Harem Member
oooooh, you are so tuff & manly Rocky.
Poppygirl
ps: how do you become a member of your spicy vixens club ?????
Hehehe dat's sum list yoo got theer Rocky.
Hi Rocky,
i hav become a Friend of Skeezix member on Catster so i can become a member of your spicy vixens club (Sadie told me how)
i hav been practising hard at being a spicy vixen & have got photo's on our blog of my spicy vixen poses .
Poppygirl
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