Friday, January 19, 2007

Whut a grate box!

Thare's this reely grate long tunnel box upstares in the hall. It's even dekerated reel nice with an archt entryway on both ends. So finely I desided to go inside and chek it owt... and it terns owt it'd be a grate place to hang with my harem becuz it's vary spayshus. So I made myself at home and waytid for some of my gerls to teleport over. Win all of a suddin, the wite rat comes up and sez it's HIS tunnel box, and I needed to git owt, and he was mad cuz I got my smell all over it. Well, ya know, finders keepers and all that. So I sed, "Yoo wanna peese of me???" And he sed he wuz gonna go tell on me, and that the food man made the box just for him. And he sat owtside flexin his NON-EXISTINT MUSSELLS (sorry, Daisy, but it's troo), and flappin' his yapper, and I sed, "Go ahed and rat me owt, ya littul wite ratfink," and he kept pokin at me frum owtside the box, and then I wint to sleep. THE END --- RtGC

18 comments:

Karen Jo said...

I wouldn't mess with you with those glowing eyes. Now that you have found the perfect place to have parties with your spicy vixens, Skeezix may never see the inside of his tunnel box again.

Daisy said...

Rocky... are you sure you are allowed to go into that box? I don't think so. MAYBE if you ask nicely, you can go in once in a while, when Skeezix is busy. But when you are done, you must clean up after yourself. That means removing empty bottles, cigarette butts, fur, catnip, etc.

ps: I am going to hafta disagree with you about Skeezix's muscles.

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

Rocky i am wiff you on this seem like the perfect place to have nip party wiff your spicey vixsens I bring over a bolttle of catnip campanin and a catnip cargire you bring the spice vixens

Mu shue

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

That is a very cool box. We think it would be great for your harem.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Rocky, my sweet ... The gutter's so much more spacious for spicy vixens to frolick about. You should stop harassin' Skeezix and give him back his tunnel box right now ... today.

I've promised Skeezix to teleport over to distract you from the box. I'm especially spicy today because it's "WILD" on the Saturday Photo Hunt.
DMM

Rosie & Cheeto said...

HAHAHAHA, yer in big trubble with skeezix, Rocky! But it luks like yud bowth win if yoo take DaisyMae up on hur offur **wink wink** - Cheeto

The Famous Five said...

OOOOOH Rocky, your BAD
Poppygirl

Eric and Flynn said...

Mebbe yoo can come to some sort of agreement an yoo can borrow the tunnel box furr yer parties, an yoo let Skeezix haf it the rest of the time.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky, gif da kid back hiz boks. Der must be uvver places fur us spicy vixens to party wif yoo dat don't involve upseting little Skeezix. By da way, I've been nuts today wif da catnip...~Sadie

One-Eyed Jack said...

I dunno, Rocky, the tunnel box maybe long, but it's not very wide. I think not too many of your spicy vixens would be able to get close to you in the box!

Ariel said...

Rocky maybe you should get your own
tunnel box for you and your harem.
That way you can have some privacy.

Dragonheart said...

That's a very nice box! It looks like it could be lots of fun! Maybe you and Skeezix can share?

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

wow. that look meens bizzness. we think Skeezix better back off.

Lux said...

So we hear both sides of the story at last!

However, Rocky, I believe that Skeezix has posted about that very tunnel box before you even discovered it. I believe if you check Post # (well, I'm not sure which post), but there are even pictures corroborating Skeezix's prior ownership. I think the tunnel box title is in his name!

I'd just hate for you to get hit with a lawsuit!

Skeezix the cat said...

Yeah, Rocky, whut Lux sed. For ixzampul, Heer's wen I ferst got my noo Tunnel Box, and heer's ware Mr TF made capital improovemints to MY tunnel box.

As yoo can planely see, it's MINE MINE MINE!

Thank yoo, Lux, for the legul intervenshun.

Kitikata-san said...

LOL! I think it is funny that you are peeking out of the tunnel! Poor kitties, you both need your own tunnel boxes.

Big Bad Baby Twinkle said...

Heya - Meowmie made ME a Kittyhowse outta a Kompewtur bokks and it had windohz and I wudd go in there and play lpay play. Well.. wun day I wuz in there meditaytin and PRINCESS walks in -- da noive!

So we startid fitin and skreemin so bad dat Meowmie runz over and tips da box to wun side and Me and Miss P comes SLiiiidin owt lokked in mortal Kombat.

Dat liddle skinny snotnose grey pootzolente starts beetin me up and I way TWICE az much az hur!! And she chaisiz ME arownd da howse so bad dat Meowmie lokks me in annuder rume and Gess HOO starts BEATIN on da door!!

Ennywayz, Miss P calmed down and wenn I came out, I notisst dat my KittHowse wuz GONE! BUMMMMMMER!

sophie said...

Um, Rocky dear. I don't think you and I will both fit in that box at the same time. Jes' sayin' ...