Eer Hares

Win yoo git to be a geezer like me, yer eer hares git all long and wild and owt of control and this is whut they look like. I have fownd that this terns sum vixins on. THE END --- RtGC

I'm Dreeming of Sum Spicey Vixins!

I've had to kave into sum peer presshur to come up with a Krissmiss song, so heer it is: I'm Dreeming of Sume Spicy Vixins:

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins,
Like Sadie, DaisyMae and Rosie
We’ll eet turkey and fixin’s
And do lots of kissin,
And share catnip in the snow.

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins
With evry blog entrey I rite.
May yer days be nip-filled and bright!
And yer vixins spicy all nite.

6PM PST tonite: Skeezix's Krissmiss Eeve Story!!!!