Thursday, July 31, 2008

Hubba Hubba .... or not

Like many of yoo, I have closely bin following the story of the 44 pownd cat in Noo Jerzey. I thot she was hot. I wuz gonna rite her an emale to git her to join my harum.

But it terns owt she is a he hooz reel name is Powder (no reelayshun to Perfectly Parker's Powder, I don't think). Now I've got to disinfekt my brane fur thinking all thoze lood thots abowt how hot she was win I thot he was a she. Maybey now that I'm 17 yeers old, my eyesite is shot.

Sunday, July 27, 2008


Given all of the reesint vishus deer sitings, sum of yoo have ixprest konsern over not being abul to order enuf Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to keep yoo safe. Rest asherd, produkshun continyooz at rekerd levels.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Open Letter to that Stoopid Psyko Tripper

Deer Tripper,

Dood, I am a DOOD. I don't know whut kind of psyko mind games yer tryin to play with me, but I've sed it beefore and I'll say it agin: DO. NOT. LIK. ME.      EVER. This morning win yoo jumped up on the bed and gave me 18 (yes, 18, I was cownting) liks on my hed, I had to spend the rest of the day trying to git that imije owt of my mind and I coodn't nap cuz I thot I'd have dreems abowt yoo and me and Karl and Ruis going to Karnival together. I AM NOT YER SPICY VIXIN. That's whut Parker's for. So why don't yoo by a grayhownd bus tikkit for OH-HI-OH and give her a vizit. And leeve me alone furrever yoo psyko loozer.

Rocky the Guttercat

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Wondercat Wenzday

I liked this kartoon. Yoo shood watch it. Even tho Wundercat is not a Tuxie.
The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat

An animated New Yorker cartoon by Jack Ziegler