Thursday, July 31, 2008

Hubba Hubba .... or not

Like many of yoo, I have closely bin following the story of the 44 pownd cat in Noo Jerzey. I thot she was hot. I wuz gonna rite her an emale to git her to join my harum.

But it terns owt she is a he hooz reel name is Powder (no reelayshun to Perfectly Parker's Powder, I don't think). Now I've got to disinfekt my brane fur thinking all thoze lood thots abowt how hot she was win I thot he was a she. Maybey now that I'm 17 yeers old, my eyesite is shot.

16 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

OMG!! Rocky, this cat is like 10 minutes from our house!!!!

Chase

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Do you think he'll come and sit on me???


Kaze

Daisy said...

I do not blame you for getting confused, since that cat has many soft curves. Do they make girdles for cats?

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

rocky you are SO funny!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

HA! All that extra "muscle" on her er...him got in the way of a positive ge-nee-tal identification.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dood, my sisfur is rolling around laffing...she sez dat is 4 of her and she can unnerstand why yoo thawt dat was a fat gerlcat. Dat kitty is HUUUJ. Jinormus and extra large even.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Rocky, you don't want that cat whether she's a girl or a guy. It would CRUSH you. Now, I, on the other paw, may have put on a pound or two since I got old, but I'm perfect for snuggling. I can still see, but I can't hear any longer. Maybe we can compensate for each other. I turn 17 next month!

Your spicy vixen in Northern VA,
~Bathsheba

Parker said...

Ummmm, with a name like Powder and all of those curves, I think I understand why you got confused. I don't think being 17 had anything to do with it.
ps - our Powder is in shock at the size of that boy - our Powder only weighs 6 pounds on a good day!

Tenny said...

Hay I still think yoo is hansum no madder whut! I kin see how yoo got confoosed. Pitchurs dont tell the hole storee.

Black Cat said...

Yes, I agree, it's not surprising you were confused. Don't lose any nap time over it Rocky dear. Powder is now a celebrity - he even made it onto the news here in the yoo kay! I feel so sorry for his bean to be homeless and unable to care for him any more. I hope he gets adopted really soon. How about it 'Ren? Oh wait, he'd probably squash little Latte! :) xxx

Junior said...

Don't blame yourself Rocky.....it is those brainless beans! Sheesh! Is it so hard to notice when one has a little something hanging round back there? Apparently....

Halloween said...

Rocky, don't be embarrassed. Living in the Bay Area, those mistakes can sometimes be made.

Purrrrrrrsssss, Halloween

Quasi said...

Rocky, it's hard to tell WHAT a cat is when you can't detect his/her scent. Even though you're 17, I predict that you'll have many more members of your harem yet.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Meeowww ... He's kinda hot! Why do I wanna call him "Moby"?
DMM

The Meowers from Missouri said...

awww, dude, don't worry about yer eyesight. you kin be excused for makin' some assumptions based on beans' words. if you'da been within sniffin' distance, you'da known he was a dude. unless the recent upsurge in production of vdr has nummed yer nasal passages . . .

Eric and Flynn said...

We know what caused yer mistake. It wuz all the head licking furrom Tripper the other day. It's numbed yer mind.