Thursday, December 14, 2006

Rocky's Male Bag

I've bin gitting a lot of stuff in the male frum Academy of Art University. At ferst it sownded like too much werk, but then I thot: CO-EDS! And it's in San Fransisko, so I cood vizit that spicy vixin Rosie. And I cood take BART thare and sleep on the trayne so I woodn't miss much nappin' time. They sent me a big fat book that is good for a pillow, and a CD that nice pikchurs that made me sleepy. So they no just wut buttuns to push to make me wunt to go thare.

I also got a bro-shur frum Fremont Porsche wich sells Porsches. They spell porche funny becuz its Jermun. We kinda need a new frunt porche after my industreeyul aksident, since it still stinks like skunk farts by the frunt door, so maybe I'll go vizit them and try to git the peepul a new frunt porche for Krissmiss. I have to admit, the bro-shur was vary stranje becuz thare was not one singul pikchur of a porche, just a bunch of sports cars. Advertizing can be vary misteerius.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, Rocky yoo gotta to go to the acadamy of art. Thare is a building rite neer us so we wuld be nayburs! Yoo culd come ovur during the day and I culd make yoo my dry-canned fud combo fur lunch!

What silly advurtising yer porches are doing. Yoo know what thay say $exiness sells and sports cars are vary attractive...just like tuxes **blushes and runs away** -Rosie

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, the acadamee of art huh. wood yoo be lernin to draw figers, yoo know *wisper* ::nudes::. acuz i saw momma dis mornin neked win she gots outa da shauer an it wuzent a pritty site. Yoo wood hafta insist dat yoo be allowd to do da *wisper* ::nudes:: of sum of yoor harem. I'm avalabul, by da way, and I neffur ware closes so it's not a big problum.~Sadie

Hot(M)BC said...

You kin be an artist like Eclair's Mommy is after skool, Rocky. And babes fink artists are hot, too.
Porches are adfurtized wif cars? That's kinda strange. But Mommy says advertisin is the art of being weird enuff to make peeple buy weird fings they don't need. hehehe
Purrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Sammy and Miles said...

your daddy will be thrilled wif the new porche. tell them to put it in his name and send the bills to him!! hehehehehehehe - Miles

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm - Mommakitty prefers the Thunderbird car - we do too 'cause it's a bird car.

That mail stuff is only the beginning . . . wait 'till you start getting telemarketer calls - they're kinda like crazy fan club members you can get rid of!

Kimo & Sabi
http://catbanter.blogspot.com

bamacats said...

We thought Porsche was Italian... good luck with the art.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we gots our furry own (kitties only) e-mail address now an so we're lookin' forwerd ta gettin' sum 'citing offers online like you get in the male.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Hmmm ... Rocky with a sports car ... He just gets more and more appealing. Oh, and Porsches are definitely German, right?
DaisyMae Maus

Karen Jo said...

I'm getting a little bit worried about that Vishus Deer Repellent on your porch. What if Santa's reindeer get a whiff of it and Santa can't get them to stop at your house? Maybe you better start working on a VDR remover.

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

karen jo -- Ole' Rocky's bin a vary vary bad boy this yeer, and the only way Santa's stoppin' for me is if he gits lost on the way to Mr Tinydik's howse!

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Sadie, I think they got my adress win I saw the bak a matchbook win I was litin' up sum smokes and saw that "draw sparky" ad and so I drawed him and sent it in. I dunno if sparky was nood, cuz I only saw his hed. I think my harem wood be way better to draw than sparky. Think I cood git the hole harem together at one time to draw? That'd be HOT!

Dragonheart said...

Rocky, I live in Germany, and my humans say that Porsche (pronounced "Por-sha") is a German company that makes very expensive and very fast cars. My mom would like one of those cars, but they are very expensive.

Ariel said...

A new Porche that's a very good gift.

One of us said...

You must be special gettin' all those advertisments Rocky. We only get junk mail ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO