The trials and tribulations of Rocky the Gutter Cat
Yoo meen like da feline americans, or my stoopid, cross-eyed, poop flingin, sisfur molestin brofur! Nah, yoor not a panty-waste, jus a nooter-boy. And dats a good fing.
My mommy says that all good boycats are nootered.
I'm sure she prefers you being a nooter-boy, I hear that's a plus for the ladies!Chase
Oh, Rocky, I don't think anyone could ever consider you a panty-waist. Being nootered is a plus for the girls because it means you won't be so easily distracted by other girls.
I think that's just another way of saying "brother". Grr
Naw, yer not panty-waste at all, Rocky! Definnitely not. *kitty nods*
Oh Rocky we think you are a tough man cat. The nooter thing does not count. It just shows that you are secure in your masculinity. Well, that's what Bubbles says.
Oh, Rocky ... You're not a panty-waist at all. You're a gentleman cat in a "motorcycle-ridin', leather-biker-boots-wearin'" kind of way. The Feline Americans are all panty-waists as I can kick all of their butts before breakfast. You'd give me a run for my money to say the least, right?Besides, all of the great cats are spayed/neutered. It allows us to focus our attention on more clever pursuits.Yours,DMM
Post a Comment