Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Widebody Wenzday


Mao has bin insuferubul since he invented Meezer Munday. Since Tuxedo Toozday had alreddy bin invented, it didn't look like I cood invent anything for myself. But then I desided to invent Widebody Wednesday, in wich I will showcase fotos of full-figyerd cats. I'm starting with a pikchur of myself, wich was takin before I got the thigh roids problim, and I was a plus-size cat. Forchewnitly, the howrglass pattern on my stumik had a slimming ifekt so I looked a lot skinnier than I akshully was. THE END --- RtGC

17 comments:

Merlin said...

Hey, that hourglass does skinnyfy you!

How does one qualify as widebodied? Just wonderin'.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Wow, if it wasn't for the fact that you have more black on your face, I would almost think I was looking at a picture of myself!

Maxwell Smartkitty

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I missed out this week, but I'll be happy to join you in Widebody Wenzday next week, as I qualify.
Grr
pee ess: the Lady wants ta get an hourglass like yurs on her own tummy - she's also in need of that slimming effect.

Junior said...

I love that hourglass design. Are those available for othe furbabies?

Cecilia said...

Oh, very nice. Maybe Mrs. B will join. (Translation: Mrs. B will join if Mewomie remembers)

kattonic said...

Oh Rocky, that iz a luvly howr glass on ur tummy. I cant do widebody wenzday cuz iz to skinny.
Ur Gerlfrend Sadie

Jake and Bathsheba said...

That's a cool hourglass, and another great tummy shot of you.

~Bathsheba

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yoo luk so.....ummmmm, howrglassy big?!?!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

That is a purty tummy you haf! The hourglass is pury slimming. It is cool you posed wif your slimmy showing, likes the models in People magazine! You could be a kitty model!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Thanks, Rocky! Cocoa Puff and Pumpkin are gonna embrace "Widebody Wednesday" ... Both claim to be super-sized, so it's perfect for them. Thanks for inventin' it!
DaisyMae Maus (who's keeping her girlish figure ... thankyouverymuch).

Anonymous said...

Wow, Rocky, What a great idea, Widebody Wednesday. Missy says count her in.

That hourglass is very slimming. Perhaps you might market a do-it-yourself hourglass kit -- i.e., hair color spray and a stencil????

KC is posting your great idea on the Cat Blogosphere right now.

-- ML (KC & Missy's Mommie)
DPB won't let me sign in????

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh, that hourglass is slimmin. Maybe I should get makeups to make my tummy whites into an hourglass.
~~ Sanjee

Lux said...

What a lovely tummy! I'm glad your hourglass isn't red, because then you might be one of those black widows my mom's always worried about!

Eric and Flynn said...

That is a good owerglass yoo haf on yer tummy. I haf told my brofurr Eric that he has to haf a pichur next Wensdee cuz he has got a wide boddee.

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

rocky, i'm sure happy you started wbw! it's somewhere i can strut my stuff and be the proud, magnificent kitty i truly am! thank you!

edmund

Fat Eddy said...

Hi, my name is Fat Eddy and I would like to send you a picture of me fishing in which I showcase my beautiful widebody shape. How do I do it?

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Fat Eddy - Yoo can send it to rocky@rockytheguttercat.com.

Yoo can also have yer own Widebody Wenzday on yer blog and I'll link to it. Or we can do both!