Bad nooz is, I had to git bak in the kardbord prizzin box and go to the Bulevard Pet Hospitul Torcher Chamber today. Good nooz is, he reemoovd my horns! Bad nooz is, he had to stapul my forehed so my branes won't leek owt. Badder nooz is, I still have to go bak next week to have the stapuls reemoved.
But at leest I no longer look like a vishus deer.
Sadie, Daisy Mae, or any of the rest of yoo gerls wanna come over and nurse poor ole' Rockyboy bak to helth??? THE END --- RtGC
8 comments:
what did he staple to your head? or did he staple your head to somefing? how big was the stapler? will the staples keep more horns from growing?
If you can keep your brains from leaking out, I'm THERE! Hubba, hubba! Did they fit you for one of those super-sexy Elizabethan collars? They get better reception than Skeezix's satellite dishes!
DaisyMae Maus
Its a gud thing yer branes arent leeking owt. So let us get this strate...yer peeple put vishus deer horns on yoo. They decide thay dont like them. They take them owt and staple yer head to keep yer branes in place. What in the werld is wrong with them!?!?! Maybe thayve been hanging owt with Skeezix a bit too much.
I'm glad you got your horns removed, even it you had to get your head stapled to keep your brains from leaking out. This is turning out to be quite an experience. I hope you get lots of female company to nurse you back to health.
Oh man, staples? I seriously lucked out on my trip to the vet. I must have impressed them with my manly charms and they didn't give me horns.
Dude, how do I get popular with the ladies???
Chase
That must have hurt somethin' awful. You're so brave...and handsome, too.
Your friend
Misty e
Oooh, Rocky!!! Staples in your head?? That can't be good
(but if they keep your brains from leaking, out I guess they serve a purpose). I was going to send head butts, but that would probably hurt, so I'll just blow a few kitty kissies your way and send lots of purrs instead!
Your friend,
Stella
>^..^<
Sounds like you and the vet are becoming good friends. Did you get an E(vil)-collar? Hope not, 'cause they suck. Hope you are all better soon.
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