Bad nooz is, I had to git bak in the kardbord prizzin box and go to the Bulevard Pet Hospitul Torcher Chamber today. Good nooz is, he reemoovd my horns! Bad nooz is, he had to stapul my forehed so my branes won't leek owt. Badder nooz is, I still have to go bak next week to have the stapuls reemoved.
But at leest I no longer look like a vishus deer.
Sadie, Daisy Mae, or any of the rest of yoo gerls wanna come over and nurse poor ole' Rockyboy bak to helth??? THE END --- RtGC