Monday, November 27, 2006

Life Suks

So, win the peepul got home frum taking the Skeez on a rode trip (wich he woodn't shut up abowt, btw), they were pettin' me and telling me how happy they were to be bak home, win they discuverd a pimpul (wich, if I were Klingon, wood be calld a "gorch") on my forehed. So the next morning they forst me, kikking and skreeming, into my kardbord prizzin box for a trip to bulevard pet hospitul. And they kept me thare for 2 nites, wich was the werst ixpeeriense of my life. They stuk needuls in my pimpul and draned it and gave me shots. They calld my pimpul an "ABsess," even tho it's noware neer my abs. The only thing that saved me frum going kompleeteley insanse was that gramma's cat, my frend Babe, was inkarserayted thare, too, and we got to stay in side-by-side prizzin sells. Babe had bin thare way longer than me becuz he is vary sik. But now I'm home, and I have larinjitus frum yelling at the top of my lungs for 2 days strate. I think Mao had the rite idea abowt running away frum home....

7 comments:

DaisyMae Maus said...

Rocky! How scary! I'm so glad that you're okay. With all of the vet visits that bloggin' kitties have been makin', I was furry, furry worried about you! Take care of that abcess (but don't worry about your abs ... Tummy Tuesday is tomorrow, afterall) ...
DaisyMae Maus

Rascal said...

No fun Rocky. The things humans can force a Cat to do. There oughta be a law.

The Meezers said...

oh my goodness. we hopes your absess is better now. Poor Babe, we is furry sorry she has been at the hoss-pi-tal for so long.

Lux said...

Aw, Rocky, I can relate! I'm sure glad you're back home now ... don't run away!

Ikaika, Tabbygail, Tanith and Stella said...

Rocky, we are so sorry about your head! We are happy to hear you're home now. Our mom said one of the cats who came before us (his name was Shellshock) got an abcess on his head from fighting. How did you get your abcess, Rocky? Our tuxedo sister, Stella, says she thinks you're a lover, not a fighter!

Happy you're better, and we hope Babe feels better soon.

Your friends,

'Kaika, Tabbygail, Tanith and Stella

^..^ ^..^ ^..^ ^..^

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

gosh, we're glad you're back and you felt good enough to blog, rocky! we were so drefful worried about you!!

please don't run away--stay there and let the food lady and mr tasty face take care of you till you're all well. those abcess thingies can be terrible dangerous, 'specially when they're so close to your thinker!!!

be a brave kitty and take your medicine, too, so the germses in what's left of the pimple all die dead and can't hurt you anymore!! us poor li'l indoor kitties wants you around for a long, long time, to tell us more asitin' gutter adventures!

Cecilia said...

Oh poor Rocky. We were soo worried about you. If you run away from home, I think Bubbles will join you' cause he is angry with his Mom about the intruder.