Yoo can only cast one vote for Best in Show, wich makes it hard! Now, I know yoo all wunt Skeezix to win, but let me put in my sorry plee for yer vote:
- I'm an old geezer cat. This may be the very last kontest I ever git to enter.
- If I win, win I'm having my pee problims, I'll be abul to think of thoze happy daze win I was the Werld's Koolest Cat, and it mite take my mind off the pane.
- Skeezix is only 2 yeers old, and he has abowt 20 more chanses to enter agin before he dies.
- I pee a LOT, and that meens both freeqwintly and qwantitativly. So I need that automated catbox more than Skeez.
- Skeezix can go enter a cat show if he wunts to win sumthing. I'm a no-papers mixed breed frum the pownd hoo can't enter cat shows.
- Did I menshun that I'm an old geezer cat and this may be the very last kontest I ever git to enter?
And if yoo vote for me, I rekummend voting for my "Stretch and Yawn" foto becuz I think the sleeper categorey is sewn up by an upstart kitten hoo illegully yoozd the Photoshop Kyoot Filter. THE END --- RtGC