What were you doing 10 years ago?
Ten yeers ago I was living in the ferst howse I ever lived in. I wuzn't a geezer then and I didn't have thigh roids or kid me problims. I was spry. I was an owtside cat cuz the inside was rooled by Perl the Holy Terrer hoo thot she owned the place. This was arownd the time that Perl got a new job as a rat killer and wint to live with my Ant Joanne in Bakersfeeld. Once Perl left, my life got better. And my vary best frend Joonyer came to live with us. He tot me how to rassle and have fun. Mao wuz arownd, but him an me never ixzaktly saw eye 2 eye we just keep owr distinss. Ixsept win we have to do bizniss together.
What were you doing 1 year ago?
Hangin in the gutter, dreeming of Spicy Vixins. I din't have any Spicy Vixins yet; I just dreemed abowt them. Did a lot of nip.
5 snacks you enjoy?
- Fish Flakes (thanks, Daisy!!!!)
- Powderd Pit'r Pats
- That's it.
5 songs to which you know all the lyrics?
Rocky Mowntin Hi
Wild and Untamed Thing frum the Rocky Horror Pikcher Show
Ketch 22 - Rocky
Rocky theem song
Rock this Town by the Stray Cats
5 things you would do if you were a millionaire?
- Reetire frum the Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt Bizniss and take it eezy
- Kidnap the vet man and have sumbuddy sit on him wile I put cold things up his booty
- Buy the werld's supply of catnip
- By a howse for Tripper on the other side of the planit
- Take all the spicy vixins on a shopping spree to Viktoreeyus Seekrit
5 bad habits?
Hmmm, it's hard to narrow it down to just five, but heer goze:
- Catnip Seegars
- The peepul think I wine too much
- Peein' inappropreeitly
- Drawing blud win I go to the vet man's
5 things you enjoy doing?
- Spicy Vixins
- Making fun of Skeezy -- all in good fun
- Eetin' baby food
5 things you would never wear again?
I uzhully let it all hang owt, and sumtimes I ware the Yankey cap (thanks, Jete'), but I kinda LIKE waring da Yankey cap and I ware it a lot, so I don't think thare's anything I'd never ware agin.
5 favorite toys?
- Felt mousie
- Paper bag
- The Weejy Bord game that the man plays with me
- Anything stuft with Catnip (ixsept not the catnip banananana that Trip wrekked cuz it has his spit and his grunjey furrs on it)