Monday, July 16, 2007

Sadie Tagged Me

Sadie tagged me for a meme, and she's gonna wet her pants if I don't do it, so heer goze:

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Ten yeers ago I was living in the ferst howse I ever lived in. I wuzn't a geezer then and I didn't have thigh roids or kid me problims. I was spry. I was an owtside cat cuz the inside was rooled by Perl the Holy Terrer hoo thot she owned the place. This was arownd the time that Perl got a new job as a rat killer and wint to live with my Ant Joanne in Bakersfeeld. Once Perl left, my life got better. And my vary best frend Joonyer came to live with us. He tot me how to rassle and have fun. Mao wuz arownd, but him an me never ixzaktly saw eye 2 eye we just keep owr distinss. Ixsept win we have to do bizniss together.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Hangin in the gutter, dreeming of Spicy Vixins. I din't have any Spicy Vixins yet; I just dreemed abowt them. Did a lot of nip.

5 snacks you enjoy?
  1. Fish Flakes (thanks, Daisy!!!!)
  2. Powderd Pit'r Pats
  3. That's it.

5 songs to which you know all the lyrics?
Rocky Mowntin Hi
Wild and Untamed Thing frum the Rocky Horror Pikcher Show
Ketch 22 - Rocky
Rocky theem song
Rock this Town by the Stray Cats

5 things you would do if you were a millionaire?
  1. Reetire frum the Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt Bizniss and take it eezy
  2. Kidnap the vet man and have sumbuddy sit on him wile I put cold things up his booty
  3. Buy the werld's supply of catnip
  4. By a howse for Tripper on the other side of the planit
  5. Take all the spicy vixins on a shopping spree to Viktoreeyus Seekrit

5 bad habits?
Hmmm, it's hard to narrow it down to just five, but heer goze:

  1. Nip
  2. Catnip Seegars
  3. The peepul think I wine too much
  4. Peein' inappropreeitly
  5. Drawing blud win I go to the vet man's

5 things you enjoy doing?

  1. Nappin'
  2. Nippin'
  3. Spicy Vixins
  4. Making fun of Skeezy -- all in good fun
  5. Eetin' baby food

5 things you would never wear again?
I uzhully let it all hang owt, and sumtimes I ware the Yankey cap (thanks, Jete'), but I kinda LIKE waring da Yankey cap and I ware it a lot, so I don't think thare's anything I'd never ware agin.


5 favorite toys?

  1. Felt mousie
  2. Paper bag
  3. String
  4. The Weejy Bord game that the man plays with me
  5. Anything stuft with Catnip (ixsept not the catnip banananana that Trip wrekked cuz it has his spit and his grunjey furrs on it)

16 comments:

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Rocky, it was very nice to learn more about you. I can't believe you are 16, you don't look a day over 6.

Jeter and Mickey said...

deer rocky,
pleez continyoo to ware da yankee cap ... mi teem needz all da help it can get!
luv`--yer grate an loyal frend--jh

Parker said...

Do the Pitter Pats make your breath smell good?

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Parker: My breth is ALWAYS kissin' sweet!

Tyler said...

Rocky, Perl, the Holy Terror, is a Tortie, like my sister Kali. I just wanted to tell you, they do THINK they are the rulers of the whole world. So you're lucky you got rid of her...I mean lucky that she was rehomed where you are not. Enviously yours, Tyler

Karen Jo said...

Perl looks like one mean kitty. I wouldn't want to mess with her. I really like the things you would do if you were a millionaire, especially #2.

小芥 michico said...

Great meme, I like the paper bag as well~!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hey Rocky, I gots a new paper bag and some catnip, if you get my drift...and I'd be glad to help you kidnap da vetman as long as we go get Dr. B too!

Angus said...

Hey, Rock. I'm with ya, man, on what you want to do to the Vet Man. If ya need an extra muscle, I'm here for ya, Huckleberry.

Daisy said...

Do you think doing all of that nip helped you to dream about the Spicy Vixens before you even had them?

Ariel said...

Great answer very funny...lol

DaisyMae Maus said...

Excellent answers, Rocky ... I'm wonderin' 'bout those powdered Pit-R-Pats ... Mom bought us some, but Sparky Fuzzypants is the only one who'll eat 'em.

DMM

Honey P. Sunshine said...

wat's a boob walker?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hehehe, I posted a piksher of Sadie on our blog just fur yoo Rocky...~Speedy

Christine and FAZ said...

Paper bags definitely make good toys. FAZ

Rascal said...

Demand your own catnip nana. That's what I say.