Monday, July 02, 2007

Mopey Munday

I'll admit, I've got a case of the Munday Blues. Skeezix has bin a pane lately -- he won't let me git on the compyooter to vizit all my Spicy Vixins (in fakt he's bin akting even stranjer than uzhual, if that's even possible), and my 16th berthday is coming up and I think evrywun has fergotten it agin this yeer, even tho it mite be my last, AND nobuddy has inqwired abowt renting my gutter. Mao sed I shood set up a box next to the FOR RENT sine with a bunch of papers in it called "Take Ones." On the Take Ones yoo list all the grate things abowt yer gutter but yoo artfully twist the werds arownd so that bad things sownd grate. So like, it has this problim of gitting water in it wile yer trying to sleep in it becuz Mr Tinydik waters his lawn for many howrs at a time and the water goze in my gutter. So on the Take One yoo make it sownd like a reely grate feecher insted of a bad thing, like one of the following:
  • Indoor pool
  • Water feecher runs thru the property
  • Awtomatik watering sistem
Mao sez that it's mostly just nozey naybers hoo take the Take Ones, but yoo only need one renter to take it and fall in luv with the place. So, I'm off to find owt ware I can buy a plastik box to put my Take Ones in. Geez, I didn't realize renting my gutter wood be so much werk.

17 comments:

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

HAHAHAHAHA I know sumthing yoo don't know!!!!! Betcha can't gess whut it is!!!!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Tripper, SHUT UP!!!!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Rocky, DKM said you could come over an’ hang out on our balcony for a while. A couple of days at least… We have fresh salmon from the ferry plaza.

~Fiona Bun

(Skeezix – I think this may help)

Bitey and Lucy said...

It's OK Rocky - lots of people forgot about our birthdays (but you guys didn't and we thank you for that).

Maybe you should try to get your interns to rent your gutter. Interns are usually looking for low-cost housing.

Parker said...

Aw Buddy, you haven't had a good couple of months, I bet things look up soon. Being sweet sixteen will be a lot of fun. Maybe Mr. TF and the Food Lady can give you some extra food or somethin' on your birthday - and I know real estate sux right now. Keep the faith and go visit DK - salmon sounds great!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

When yoor done at DK's Drop by, I've got some more primo nip and a new place to cuddle~Sadie

Lux said...

Gosh, good luck on renting the gutter, Rocky! Let me say Happy Birthday right now lest you say no one remembered!

Kimo & Sabi said...

I am highly considering renting yer gutter - anything to git away from my poo-poo head mom who put me in a time-out...all fer a stupid thing, like protecting MY stroller from Sabi. I don't even care if I celebrate my birthday wif my family or not...maybe you and Mao and I can git together and celebrate our birthdays on our own! WE don't need no stinkin' beans or brothers to have a party!

Daisy said...

Oh, Rocky, I am sorry you are not getting much interest in your gutter. Be sure to list it in the MLS (I think this stands for Mao's Listing Service).

Too bad nobody remembered your birthday. Maybe you will get a card or something tomorrow. I hope so.

(pssst, Tripper, be very very quiet!)

poppyq said...

Rocky,
I would buy your gutter - except I have my own that I already like to sit in and my mum won't give me any money.

How come you have to be trapped inside? Cats are born to roam free.

Poppy Q

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Sweety, I'm sorry no one amembered yoor purrthday. I will post a speshul piksher just fur yoo on our blog tomorrow. Zippy is starting to mope too, her purthday gots celebrated but she's mad dat no one has menshoned her gotcha day...poor gerl. If she din't his and swat me I wood go cuddle wif her.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Poor Rocky, you just can't get any appreciation can you? Sorry about the difficulties renting the gutter, I hear the Real Estate market sucks right now. Let me ask, do you allow renters with contingencies?

Chase

LHK said...

Rocky, mine mombean sez that once you aren't a kitten birthdays are bestest not remembered. The only one who cares is the doctor/vet anyways. And ya hates the vet, right? So who cares?
---Beezer

Ali & Fiona said...

Rocky,

Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Hey Rocky,
You should keep your gutter as an asset and vacation property. That will impress the ladies!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

I heard that you went to the Vet today. How are you? What is Sweet 16 like for a man cat like you? I turn 16 next month.

Happy Birthday, Rocky!

~Bathsheba

Ariel said...

Hope your luck gets better :)