Friday, November 16, 2007

Oops. I did it agin.

Well, ladeez, I did it agin. I managed to skore a finulists spot in Catster's Werld's Coolest Cat Contest. As yoo all know, I eeked owt a win in the sleeper category last yeer, wich I was shur I didn't stand a chanse in cuz Gordy sumhow got hold of Photoshop's kyoot filter but sumhow a mirukul occurred and I beet him... but this yeer he's gonna take away Skeezy's krown in the Costoooms and Shades category with his grate stuntman owtfit. HAHAHA! Take that, Skeez!

But even tho Gordy (thank dog) is not in my category, I still have stiff competishun. Fur ixzampul:

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So once agin this yeer, I'll have to put in my sorry plee for yer vote for Best in Show. Heer are the reezins yoo shood vote for me insted of Skeezix or Mao or Trip or any of the other entreez:
  1. I'm an old geezer cat. This may be the very last kontest I ever git to enter.
  2. If I win, win I'm having my pee problims, I'll be abul to think of thoze happy daze win I was the Werld's Koolest Cat, and it mite take my mind off the pane.
  3. Skeezix is only 2 3 yeers old, and he has abowt 20 19 more chanses to enter agin before he dies.
  4. I pee a LOT, and that meens both freeqwintly and qwantitativly. So I need that yeer's supply of cat litter more than Skeez.
  5. Skeezix can go enter a cat show if he wunts to win sumthing. I'm a no-papers mixed breed frum the pownd hoo can't enter cat shows.
  6. Did I menshun that I'm an old geezer cat and this may be the very last kontest I ever git to enter?

13 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

You furgot da most importint reason to vote fur yoo...yoor a HOT mancat. Mrrrrow...~Sadie

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Well I would vote for you 'cause you so deserve it but as you know Latte demanded we give our one vote to himself. But he's never won anything big like this so I figured its OK to give him a shot.

Chase
(However I would have voted for you)

Daisy said...

Rocky, you make a compelling case. Well, you know my vote must go to my special mancat Skeezix, but Pixie's vote is still undecided.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Good luck dude.

P.S. Sorry to hear about one of yer gurls, Sophie.

Caesar and Princess said...

We are very happy you are a finalist.
I hope Mr TF is doing okay.
We just learned of his heart troubles.
We are praying.

Purrrrs, Princess

Henry Helton said...

This is so exciting! I can't believe that My Lady didn't enter me into the contest! Ooh, now I a mad.

Karen Jo said...

I wish you the best of luck, Rocky. I would vote for you, but, not being a cat, I am not a member of Catster, so I can't vote.

Parker said...

Wow Rocky, you make some very good points. Had I only read this before I saw Tripper....

The Fluffy Tribe said...

oh you do haf some still competitions Rocky, we will votes for you if we can ~The Fluffy Tribe

Hot(M)BC said...

Happy Fanksgiving Rocky :)
We fink yoo's fantastik!
Purrrrrrrrrs!
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh, Rocky you are sure to win - the photo of you sleeping is adorable! I will go vote for you right now.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dude, yoo've been abandoned? I'll come over and take care of yoo until da Food Lady gets home. Don't worry, da man and his mom will neffur know I'm der. Besides, dey would prolly think dey is just seing double anyway.~Sadie

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