Wednesday, September 13, 2006

More frum my malebox

So today I got a letter frum the Genworth Life Insurance Company. Heer's part of the letter:

Dear Rockford R Nichols,

As a responsible citizen, you have paid taxes most of your life, and that's why I think you have a right to be deeply concerned by what I am about to tell you.

The cost of long-term care is high. One year of nursing home care in California averages over $69,000 a year. Home care is usually less expensive but it still adds up. A well designed Long-Term Care Insurance policy may go a long way towards covering most of these costs.

Do any of yoo have long-term care insurance or life insurance?It sounds scary! How do they know I'm a geezer? Did sumbuddy tell? I'm shoor glad I got all thoze credit cards so I can pay for my nursing home care. Do they have gutters at nursing homes? Do they serve Fancy Feest? Whut are taxes? I don't think I've ever pade them becuz I'm whut yoo call a freeloader. THE END -- RtGC

4 comments:

The Meezers said...

do they haf nursing homes for cats? Trixie and Norton was really old geezers, and whenefurr Mommy sawed them laying on the bed and not getting up, she saided that they was in the "nursing home". Does that mean that paid all that money to lay in the bed? We gets to lay in the same bed for free. does they charge you only if you're old? I'm so 'afused. - Miles

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Gosh, I'm 9! Does that mean I'm a geezer too? I already have enough to worry about taking care of everything around here...now I have to think about care for my old age! I need nap!

George

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

how the heck did they get the idea you was a ress-pon-sybil sit-i-zen?

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Can yoo get me on yer male systum because these are impurtant thing to now. I prowmise we didn't tell that yoo were a geezur with kid me issues.

If yoo want us to check into the nursing home with gutturs let us know and we will pick a day and eggsplore...but it cant be saturday cause thats the BIG PARTY!!!