Saturday, September 09, 2006

I peed in the Howse

Last nite, I peed in the ree-sikuling box. It's ware they put my male with credit card offers before they take it out to the gutter for me. Lately, I've been having to drink lots of water, wich of korse makes me have to pee a lot. I was in the house, but the man closed the door to the upstares so I coodn't git downstares to the cat box. So I went to tell the lady, but she just thot I was whining, wich I do a lot. So I climed in the ree-sikuling box and peed. I was emberussed, but whut was I supposed to do? The lady didn't git mad at me becuz she knew I coodn't help myself. She's nice that way. I was so emberussed, I reely wanted to stay outside, so the lady let me go outside, and she put my cushy bed with the warming pad on the porch for me. I like that better than sleeping in the howse. I don't like having to pee so much. I'm suppost to be the bartender for Skeezix's berthday party next week. I wunder if I can do it if I have to pee all the time? THE END --- RtGC

9 comments:

The Meezers said...

Oh Rocky, we is worried 'bout you. We hopes that efurryfing is ok when you go to the vet. we will say our purrayers that efurryfing will be ok.

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Hi Rocky,
I am adding you to our Pet Prayer and Praise list for this week.

Hope you get well fast...

Hot(M)BC said...

Rocky, you just needs to get an assistant bartender for Skeezix's party. All the good bartenders have one. That way if you gots to go pee, your assistant can take ofur while you go. And if you just feel like takin a nap, you can make them werk for you then too. Assistants are handy.
Hope you feel better 'fore then tho!
Purrrs,
Sanjee

Eric and Flynn said...

poor Rocky. It's lucky the lady didn't blame yoo cos it's obveeus it was the man's fault. The old lady cat that we came to live wiv had bad kiddernees an she had to haf an in jeck shun efurry free munfs an the in jeck shuns made her feel better.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Thats horruble. Yoo had to pee away frum yer mulch.

Just remembur, kindie problums might = morfene for yoo. If thats the case than its wurth peeing in the box.

one of the pierce kitties said...

hi, rockster! we hopes you will be ok, and that the v-e-t just only hasta give ya medicine to make you ok. we admires a gutsy, independent guy like you! (but don't ofurlook the
benefits of indoorness; give it a good, long think!)

please, please keep us posted. we worries about you!

meows from
nels, ed, nitro, & xing

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

if ya gets a siss-tent bartender, can ya make shure it's a Hot Babe fur us guys?
Cocoa

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

We hopes efurrything goes okay at the v-e-t and that you are feelin' better soon. We are sendin' purrs for you.

The Meezers said...

we is just wondering how your v-e-t visit was? we has been worried 'bout you all day