Monday, September 25, 2006

Rocky's Malebox

I got a good letter in the male today. It just mite be my tikit to freedum. It was frum the American Dreem Land Company, and this is whut it sed:

Dear Friend,

This is your personal invitation to our upcoming Huge Land Auction on October 1, 2006. At this awesome event, over 150 parcels of valuable land will be sold! We are selling everything from city lots to huge parcles of country land. Don't miss it! (I won't!!!)

Then it gives the time and place, and continyooze:

We offer financing on every parcel we sell. The paperwork is easy and everyone qualifies to buy. We specialize in no hassle transactions, making the American Dream of owning land possible for everyone. To find out more about the auction, visit our website at Americandreamland.com.

Free land!
We will be giving away free parcels of land throughout the auction. When you register at the auction, you will be given tickets to participate in drawings for valuable FREE LAND!


Anybuddy wanna go with me??? I'm shoor that out of 150 parcels, thare will be sum good gutter land avayleubul.

11 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

Good luck wiv the awkshun Rocky. We hope yoo gets the best gutter land they got, an maybe a free parsull of land yoo can let owt.

The Meezers said...

we hopes you gets some free land. that would be kool

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

o, rocky, free land! yoo better gits that now...i's surprized efurryone doesn't haf land, if it's free. u kin always puts in a gutter later, right?...KC

ps: takes plenty of vishous deer re-pell-antz, could be a trick!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well, this is interesting, but is all this free land in California? I don't think our Dad would ever let us move away from Whisk-onsin.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we need sum land - count us in! we live in a compartment wif anofur compartment an sum garages unner it an we don't haf no land at all. we're just stuck up in the air.

Lux said...

Count me in on this deal, Rocky! You and me, Dude!

one of the pierce kitties said...

oh, my! what will you do with it when you get it? start a kittykamp? gutters 'n' trees 'n' condos 'n' all such stuff? you could be a land baron!!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Why dont yoo live in the gutter and we can live in the howse next to the gutter? Yoo always get such grate male with such impourtunt, impressive oppurtunities!

Anonymous said...

FREE? woo woo count me in...

Abby from manxmnews.blogspot.com

Sadie said...

Wow Rocky, if yoo gots sum gutter land kood I comes liv wif yoo? My brofur Speedy is trying to put the mooves on me agin. I kno we's bof dopted but still...

Hot(M)BC said...

Good luck gettin the bestest gutterland Rocky!