Monday, September 18, 2006

Whut a Weekend....

Saterday wuz Skeezie's berthday. It was fun. I wuz the bartender. Trip helped me out so I cood take brakes to pee in the mulch, wich I have to do a lot. I got to hit on Sadie, hoo is hot. She looks almost igzaktly like me. Trip barfed on my feet. He thot being the bartender ment yoo cood drink evry time yoo servd a drink. He's pritty stoopid. So, the party was reely good.

But yesterday I started feeling bad. I tride to pee and coodn't. And it hert. A LOT. I cood barely ketch my breth it hert so much. So I yowld and tride to pee and yowld and tride to pee and it wuz very distressing. I'd drank a lot of water, abowt five galuns, and I HAD TO PEE!!! But nothin wood come out. So the lady and the man pakt me back up in that awful kardbord box and put me in the bloo masheen that livs in my gutter and the drove me to a place I'd never bin before. Mr Tasty Face drove reely fast. The lady kept saying it wuz like Mr Tode's Wild Ride. I don't know whut that is, but it was scarey. He drove on a reely winding rode thru a kanyun and I know it was winding becuz win he wint arownd a wind-ey part, my box fell over on its side and the lady yelled at the man, and then he'd go arownd anuther wind-ey part reely fast, and the box fell over on its other side, and it was probly like being in a washing masheen, only dry (unforchewnitly). So the lady krolled over and got my box frum the bak seet and put it on her lap, wich was much better. I started to relax a littul, and then I peed all over the lady's lap. That made her happy. Then we got to the place they took me.

It was fresh and new and kleen. It's called an emerjincey vet. It's open win the other vet-mans are goofing off at home. They took the pee out of me. It was red. It was not a plezint proceedyur. They gave me a shot. I think it wuz like the morfeen they gave Rosie and Cheeto's lady win she had the kid-me problim. It made the hurting go away mostly. After a wile, they put me bak in the kardbord box and put me and the kardbord box bak on the lady's lap in the bloo masheen and we wint home. They watcht me reel close and lokt me in the cat bedroom without the other cats to bug me. That was okay. In the morning, they were happy that I peed in the nite. They put sum barfy medisin in my mouth that keeps the hurt away. I'm a littul disorientid. They don't want me to go outside so they can watch me. It suks to be me. THE END - RtGC

13 comments:

Ikaika said...

Oh Rocky, Tabbygail and Tanith and I are so sorry to hear about your troubles. I had to go to the emergency vet a week ago Sunday, too. Our mom thought I had a blockage, but the vet said I just had an irritation and said I might need to change my food. Did they make you change your food, too, Rocky? The vet also told my mom that vitamin C would help make my pee acidified so I don't form crystals. I didn't know cats could do that, but I'm only two, so what do I know? Maybe vitamin C might help your crystals, too. I hope you feel better, Rocky, real soon, so you can chase Skeezix and go back to your gutter before it get too cold outside.

Your friend,

'Kaika

The Meezers said...

Oh my goodness Rocky, how horrible! Are you peeing easier now? Norton had pee prollems most of his life, so our mommy knows what your mommy and daddy are going frough. it's terrible. We hopes you feel better really soon. did you get speshul food from the v-e-t?

one of the pierce kitties said...

our poor ol' First Cat, Mouse, hadda take an acidifier pill (she thinks it was called DL Methionine) every day, 'cause he had your problem, too. he got used to it, though. but that was a long time ago; maybe there's better stuff now.

the vet also told mom to give him food that was low in ash and magnesium, and not EVER give him seafood.

it may suck to be you, dear ol' guy, but it sucks less than the ol' dirt nap (bast forbid!). so be a good kitty, rest, take your medicine, and GET WELL SOON! hang tough, kittyboy!

the meowers

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

o, rocky, i's so sad to hears u r sick agin. u did such a great job at Skeezix's parrr-teee. u git sum rest and 'member, all us kittens r purrr-raying for you'se to git better...KC

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

that's the way ya know yur wif good humans - sum of 'em woulda been mad that ya peed in their lap, but these ones were only concerned wif yur problum an didn't care that they was covered in pee. that's love. they did get yoo a clean carrier, didn't they?

Anonymous said...

Is it your yurinerry trakt? I had problem with my pees before I met my Person. IT WAS NOT FUN. I feel your pain, Rocko. I hope your pees feel better soon.

-Kismet (it won't let me post my comment!)

Cecilia said...

Oh Rocky we are very sorry to hear that you are not feeling well. Especially Mrs. B is very worried. I hope the medicine helps and that you will feel better soon.

one of the pierce kitties said...

rocky, please ask the food lady to check out our bloggie--there's maybe something there that might help you stay well, once you get back there!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

OH no, we are soooo worried abowt yoo. it sounds like yoo had a lot of pee stuck in yoo...yoo must have drank sumthing red cause yer pee was the wrong colur!

Did yoo get werd frum the fud lady or mr tasty face that yoo have to go back? We're sooooo worried abowt yoo!

If yoo evur want to come ovur to owr place fur a vacashun yoo can sit on the comfie cowch and we wont bothur yoo, promise!!

Sadie said...

Oh Rocky, I'm sorry you gots pee problums. Thanks for sayin' I's hot. Hope ur pee problems go away fur good. And peein' on the food ladees lap - hehehe. U'll hafta come ofur to my house sum weekend and hang out in da driveway gutter with Zippy, she's da only one allowed outside. Hope yoo feel lots better.
Sadie

Kaze said...

Oh my Rocky!! What an adventure and not a fun one. I'm glad the people rushed you to the emergency vets and they got the pee out of you. Isn't it funny how if Mao or Skeezix peed on the lady she wouldn't have been happy? You're such a special guy! Stay healthy dude!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hooray! We heard from Skeezix that you're feeling much better. We were worried about you, buddy. We senior indoor/outdoor kitties need to look out for each other.

~J&B

Bravely Sir Robin said...

Wow Rocky, I'm glad you're feeling better now!! My owners mother has a cat thats old & has pee problems too so he has to eat a special food and even so pees really really often but he hasn't had the problems you had. Hope you are feeling better now & it won't happen again!!