Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Evry Nite's a Sleepover

The Food Lady has bin forsing me to stay in the howse at nite, wich I reely hated at ferst, but now it's not so bad. Last nite, Mao and Skeezix and I played chase together for like the ferst time ever. It was fun. I'm not wild abowt spending the nite away frum the gutter becuz in the howse it takes a lot of time to find all the places to mark my territorey, and I'd rather spend the time nappin'. I'm eeting like six or seven cans of cat food a day now, since I have to bulk up for winter, wich is the cold part of the yeer. I don't know how that skinny runt Skeezix makes it thru the winter without freezing to deth since he has zero body fat. Well, akshully, I do know -- he wares those stoopid sissy outfits. THE END --- RtGC

5 comments:

The Meezers said...

Rocky, our mommy says you has to haf kom-pa-shun for the fur challenged. efen if he does wear clothes to cover his fur-less-ness

Eric and Flynn said...

6 or 7 cans of food a day????? Can I come an liv wiv yoo? My mum has cut my food down acos she says I'm getting too big. I'm bein starved!! I fink she's sneaking eggstra food to Flynn cos I keep smelling Stinky Goodness on his chops when theer's no food in our dishes.I will end up the same size as Skeezix if I don't find more food soon.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

wow! dood, you got it good!

Hot(M)BC said...

Wow, you'll be a BIG Rocky ready for winter in no time with that much food a day.
~~ Boni

Cecilia said...

Wow, that's a lot of stinky goodness. I'm also trying to keep Bubbles inside more. However he will NOT stay inside all night. At 4 am he pokes me in the eye with his paw, and if I want ANY sleep after that, I have to let him out.