Saturday, September 23, 2006

Rocky: 1 Shon: 0

Skore one for the Rockster today. The meen lady stuft me in the kardbord box and took me in the bloo masheen to the vet man. He rubbed goo on my belly and did an ultrasownd, and then he took owt pee and then they torcherd me with a needul. It sukt.

But just as I fooled them into thinking I wuz a plasid mellow fellow, I wint into Ninja mode and nayled Shon the vet man's helper reel good with my clawz and made him bleed bukkets of blud. I bared my teeth. It felt good. I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more.

Thare's nuthin rong with me. I am strong like Hercyooleez!

THE END --- RtGC

14 comments:

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Gud fur yoo, let the vet man have it!

But are yoo sure yer ok? I mean..yoo did have alot of pee stuck in yoo. What if yoo get soooo backed up that yoo become ginormouslie huge and dont fit in the guttur!?!?!?!

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

I think he just took owt the pee to test it, becuz he only took a littul bit. Thare was no red in it, wich is good. Win they try to drane it by taking owt a lot of pee, that's win thare doing it so I don't git bakt up and so I can still fit in the gutter.

I wuz so mad, I forgot to ask him abowt gitting on a pot klub plan for my pane.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

way ta go wif the claws! we gots a furrend named Max who lives wif our teenagers' human daddy. our Lady took Max ta the groomer one day an Max growled at the stranger lady ta tell her ta back off. insteada backin off, she picked him up an held him like a baby on his back wif all his paws in the air. Max hissed ta tell her ta stop it. then she started wif the cutesy talk an Max nailed her 'cross the face. sumtimes ya just gotta be able ta get yur point across ta these people.

Ikaika said...

Hey Rocky,

I'm very happy to hear you are strong as Hercules and you got one up on Shon. My vet is a cute lady and all the Shons at her vet place are cute girls, so I can't cut loose on them like you did on Shon today. Boy! I sure got some vicarious ya-yas hearing you tell about the bukkets of blud. Wow! I hope I can be like that when I'm a geezer cat. About the pain, maybe if you can't join a pot club, you could try rolling around in the catmint...just a suggestion.

Your friend,

Kaika
^..^

kattonic said...

Hah, Rocky yoo sure showed Shon. Yoo kno, yoo kood try the nip plan. I find that a good roll in da nip kills da pane reel gud.
Sadie

Hot(M)BC said...

Strong like Herkuleez for sure. Go Rocky!
~~ Mini

The Meezers said...

oh no, but they still hadded to take out pee and stab you! yikes. we is glad you is feeling strong liker herkuleez though

Eric and Flynn said...

We's reely glad yer feeling better cuz we's been wurreed bout yoo. Yoo did well wiv yer claws. That'll show em not to mess wiv yoo.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Aw right, Rocky! Show 'em whose boss. Actyouly, I kinda liked going to my vet. She wiggled sumfing an I swatted it. She only hurted me once.

I thot ultra-sounds was fur pregnant gurls. You're not... are you?!!

Ariel said...

Yay way to go Rocky.I hate the vet too.I bite and hiss.I even bit him once yet he deserved it sticking me with that stupid needle.We cat's have got to get our point across somehow humans SHEESH!!!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

OMG Victor yer right, Rocky did get an ultrasownd which probablie means he has babies in him! Thats probubly why shon didnt give rocky the form fur the pot klub plan.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Rocky, you're one tough cat. I wonder if your vet has the "star plan" like mine. My chart has three stars on it. Mom asked about that years ago and learned that it's supposed to be some kind of warning to the staff that I'm a terror. Three stars is the highest rating so they come out with the gauntlets when they have to poke me. Unfortunately, the only person I bit really bad was poor Mom who once tried to help the vet people hold me down. I didn't mean to hurt HER, but her finger was in the way. There was a lot of blood, but Mom forgave me because she saw it from my point of view.

You're a credit to catdom.

Love,
~Bathsheba

Karen Jo said...

Way to go, Rocky. Show those people at the vet's who the real boss is. I am glad that you are feeling better.

Bravely Sir Robin said...

Glad you're feeling better Rocky, but you should have more patience with the people at the vets, even the assistants. They're only trying to help you feel better. If I misbehave at the vets it's only 'cause they forgot I like my treat after the examination...