Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Calling all Vixins!

WOW. I fownd this reely grate bed up on top of one of the ded compyooter teevees in the office. It kinda smells like Mao, but finders keepers, it's my luv nest now. It has a cushy mat that's heeted and keeps me toasty warm. And it sleeps plenty of spicy vixins. Yoo can see me heer calculating how many vixins will fit up thare with me. It was sum hard thinkin, cuz the math is complikayted seeing as how at leest two of my vixins --- Halloween and Sadie --- are porkers and take up as much space as 4 skinny vixins. That's okay tho, cuz they are good luvvin vixins, and thare werth it, even if as not as many vixins can be up in the heeted bed with me.


14 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky, I'm not a porker! I only take up da space of a skinny vixen and a half...gess I'll hafta come over and punish yoo fur being so rude. Yoor a bad, bad mancat and need a spanking-heheheehee~Sadie

Tyler said...

Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, I don't think you should be calling your vixens "porkers". It may put off other potential vixens. Just a thought.

Daisy said...

Um, Rocky? Porker is not a very nice name. I am almost certain of this.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Save me a spot!
DMM

Anonymous said...

Rocky, I have never been called a "porker" cause I have always been well under ten pounds. But if that makes you happy, I'm all for it. I'd looooove to share your new spot with you and I am sure there's room for Sadie too.

Purrs, Halloween

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

testing 123

Rosie & Cheeto said...

I'm kinda chubby, rocky. Can I pass as one of yer porker vixins too? Yer hot cause yoo dont hate the heavy wayt! -rosie

Parker said...

Oh dear Rocky, you sure have a way with words! What girl kitty could refuse???

Quasi said...

Wow! Can I come over and help you out with some of the vixins? Can we invite Marilyn Monroew? I'm assuming Skeezix stays away because he has Daisy?

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

speekin uv calcyoolatin ... yer reelee grate at math to figyer owt how manee saturday nitez dat cupple had togedder.
good fer u rocky.
harharhar ... two uv yer vixenz ar porkerz. nice rocky. yer such a gentleman!
luv--jh

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha Rocky, you've got guts calling some of your vixens...well less than svelte. just remember, the more vixens you have, the warmer you will be!

meemsnyc said...

That looks like a nice comfy spot!

Black Cat said...

You certainly know how to charm the ladies Rocky dear. Is "porker" the new "beautiful", hahaha?! :) xxx

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Here's a thought, try voluptuous in place of porker. ;) Queen Snickers