WOW. I fownd this reely grate bed up on top of one of the ded compyooter teevees in the office. It kinda smells like Mao, but finders keepers, it's my luv nest now. It has a cushy mat that's heeted and keeps me toasty warm. And it sleeps plenty of spicy vixins. Yoo can see me heer calculating how many vixins will fit up thare with me. It was sum hard thinkin, cuz the math is complikayted seeing as how at leest two of my vixins --- Halloween and Sadie --- are porkers and take up as much space as 4 skinny vixins. That's okay tho, cuz they are good luvvin vixins, and thare werth it, even if as not as many vixins can be up in the heeted bed with me.
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Rocky, I'm not a porker! I only take up da space of a skinny vixen and a half...gess I'll hafta come over and punish yoo fur being so rude. Yoor a bad, bad mancat and need a spanking-heheheehee~Sadie
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, I don't think you should be calling your vixens "porkers". It may put off other potential vixens. Just a thought.
Um, Rocky? Porker is not a very nice name. I am almost certain of this.
Save me a spot!
DMM
Rocky, I have never been called a "porker" cause I have always been well under ten pounds. But if that makes you happy, I'm all for it. I'd looooove to share your new spot with you and I am sure there's room for Sadie too.
Purrs, Halloween
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I'm kinda chubby, rocky. Can I pass as one of yer porker vixins too? Yer hot cause yoo dont hate the heavy wayt! -rosie
Oh dear Rocky, you sure have a way with words! What girl kitty could refuse???
Wow! Can I come over and help you out with some of the vixins? Can we invite Marilyn Monroew? I'm assuming Skeezix stays away because he has Daisy?
speekin uv calcyoolatin ... yer reelee grate at math to figyer owt how manee saturday nitez dat cupple had togedder.
good fer u rocky.
harharhar ... two uv yer vixenz ar porkerz. nice rocky. yer such a gentleman!
luv--jh
ha ha ha Rocky, you've got guts calling some of your vixens...well less than svelte. just remember, the more vixens you have, the warmer you will be!
That looks like a nice comfy spot!
You certainly know how to charm the ladies Rocky dear. Is "porker" the new "beautiful", hahaha?! :) xxx
Here's a thought, try voluptuous in place of porker. ;) Queen Snickers
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