Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Grownded

Man, now I know why Mao calls the wite rat a wite rat ... becuz he's a RAT FINK! We were just havin' a littul fun with him and had evry intenshun of giving him bak his stoopid sissy stuff evenchully (well, maybe not the nip that was in them Easter eggs cuz we made qwik werk of that), but he ratted us owt to the peepul and now we're in bad trubbul. And DMM and Sadie are mad at me for JUST HAVIN' A LITTUL FUN. I hope Halloween will come over and cuddle me, cuz I cood use sum luvvin. THE END -- RtGC

17 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

ROCKY! Did yoo say yoo were sorry? Did yoo effun try to look like yoo were a liddul bit sorry? I warned yoo dat yoo were gonna get in trubbul! Skeezix duzent even like nip so he prolly wooda gived it to yoo anyway. It wazent nesessary to steel his stuff. I haf mixed feelings about what yoo did. On da one paw yoo are a bad boy and dats kinda igsiting on the other paw it was just meen to take Skeezix stuff. Maybe yoo cood stik to riding da Harley and hanging out in gutters and dive bars fur igsitment and not brake da law anymore. Oh crap, I need some nip and my pillow now.~Sadie

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yer soooo busted, Rocky! Maybe the judge will end up being a cute gurlcat origunalie frum the guttur and she'll cut yoo a brake. -Rosie

It was funny until yoo got in trubble. We're rememburing the grate memories of yoo with Skeezix's eastur eggs....see picktur below. It's all fun and games until yoo find an eye!! -Cheeto

Daisy said...

Rocky, I am sorry you got into trouble. But you had to learn a lesson before you went into a life of crime and there was no turning back. Are you scared straight now?

The Meezer Gang said...

Rocky, It's for your own good that you got busted. Being grounded is much better than going to prison! They may tattoo you like one of those painted cats! oh...to think, how humiliating! Rocky, do you want to be painted like a butterfly with red lipstick???

The Meezers said...

Rocky dude, that's awful. you was just hafin fun and hafin fun is ok.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I don't think they will send you to prison but it is better to not steal Skeezix's things. You know he doesn't like nip so I'm sure he would have given it to you.

Kaze

Kimo & Sabi said...

You're lucky you're only grounded!

DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno ... I guess that I'm gonna have to stick with Sadie on this one, Rocky. You and Mao were definitely big meanies to Skeezix. And Sadie's right: Skeezix would have given you the 'nip without your even having to ask for it.

I highly suggest that you keep a low profile and stay away from the mail/man-in-the-bloo-shorts for at least a month to show that you're contrite. Oh, and you could fix his tunnel box, too!
DMM
Semi-spicy vixen

Halloween said...

Rocky, my people say if you end up in cat court, you might end up with something called SWAP - the Sheriff's Work Alternative Program. That means you have to work to show you're sorry. And guess what? Usually you clean gutters! But they probably won't let you fall asleep in them after you clean them. Sorry. I can't come over until the water stops falling out of the sky. My people refuse to turn off the sky water and I hate getting wet.

Your S.V. forever, Halloween

Cheysuli said...

Grounded? hmm.... Interesting. I better not be grounded for anything I do!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh dear, DKM just finished watching OZ, we sure do hope that they don't send you there!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky, will yoor mom let you off fur a few minits to see a piksher of *drumroll* MY TUMMY! Yup, I showed it off and mom got a piksher. A rare site indeed.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Rocky, are you gonna help me break Mao out of jail or what? You kind of owe him since you got grounded and he went to prison.

Kaze

Ariel said...

Rocky a life of crime is never easy.

One-Eyed Jack said...

Uh oh, Rocky! You gotta watch out for this stuff or you'll end up on KittyCOPS!!!

Karen Jo said...

Rocky, you and Mao shouldn't have been stealing Skeezix's stuff. He would have let you have the nip, anyway.

BK said...

Rocky, dude, are you still grounded? You haven't posted for a while. Just wondering where you are?