Tuesday, April 03, 2007

SCORE!!!!

No, not a baseball refrinse. Me and Mao have figyerd owt how to go thru the stuff the guy in the bloo shorts leeves evry day, and find the stuff adrest to the wite rat and konfiskate it. Like today. Gold mine. The wite rat's frends Boogers, Fido and Honda sent him a pawsome catnip pillow that was fild with primo stuff. Me and Mao inspekted that littul item until, qwite frankly, it was history. (If yooda smelt it, yoo wood have dun ixzaktly the same thing... it was sweet!) And thare was a Eester card frum that gerl Daisy for him. We're still trying to figyer owt whut to do with that! Maybe rite sumthing like, "Deer Skeezix, yer vary nice, but I want to be that big ManCat Rocky's spicy vixin." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is vary fun.

15 comments:

Karen Jo said...

You and Mao are very sneaky, swiping Skeezix's mail. It wasn't very nice to destroy his catnip pillow, though. I know you said it was primo stuff, but you should have let him have a sniff, too.

Daisy said...

Rocky, you are very incorrigible! I must warn you that tampering with the mail is a federal offense! If you don't give Skeezy his card, I might have to report you to the proper authorities. And you would not like jail very much.

The Meezer Gang said...

Rocky, Do you really want to be a jail kitty? We understand that you guys are terribly left out, but jail isn't worth it!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky! Stop stealing NOW or yoo'll hafta face da konsekwensus. Trust me, yoo wood not like jail. No nip, no gutters, no fun at all. Worst of all, none of yoor spicy vixens wood come to visit cuz, tho we all love a bad boy, we don't love felons.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky! Stop stealing NOW or yoo'll hafta face da konsekwensus. Trust me, yoo wood not like jail. No nip, no gutters, no fun at all. Worst of all, none of yoor spicy vixens wood come to visit cuz, tho we all love a bad boy, we don't love felons.~Sadie

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Don't you guys get enough mail of your own? Let Skeezix have his card from Daisy, is there any harm in that?

Kaze

Caesar said...

Oh gosh... you two are soooo bad!
hahahahahhaha I love nip pillows!

btw, we got this meme thing and Prinnie forsed me to help her with it and then she forsed me to "tag" five kitties.
So we "tagged" you, Rocky. TAG!!! yer it! Well, just make up stuff, it's a girly thing

and yeah. I think you shud give Skeezix the card frum Daisy because that is really cutting into things when you get between a girl and her guy. not cool. I think you are even being a bad inflooince on Mao. Just my humble opinion... you know, guy to guy.

~Caesar

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha. you will feel bad when Skeezy finds out and starts crying his little eyes out though. you know you always feel bad when he cries. good job wif the nip pillow though

Kimo & Sabi said...

DUDE! Mail theft is a felony! You could be sent away to a BIG tunnel box far away...furever! And if that doesn't happen, Daisy is gonna come over there and kick yer butt!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

That wuld have been grate a cupple of days ago fur aprul fools day! HAHAHA

Rosie & Cheeto said...

DAISY...If rocky went to jale he would have a WHOLE diffurent groop of spicy vixens to hang owt with...hahaha

Ariel said...

You and Moa are very naughty boys.

One of us said...

What sneaky siblings Skeezix has, Rocky and Mao ~Poiland Tribe

DaisyMae Maus said...

Rocky ... You're takin' this mail thing way too far. Are you trying to make Skeezix cry? You know how he feels about Daisy ...
DMM

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Very sneaky and fun1 I have no sibs so I don't get to play fun pranks on them. Frankly, where catnip is concerned, anything goes. It's like "all's fair in love, war and nip toys."
You should give the card to him though, Daisy worked hard picking it out and mailing it and stuff. But you could dance around him going "Skeezix gots a girlfriend, Skeezix gots a girlfriend..." or "Skeezix and Daisy sittin' in a tree, but she can't kiss him or he'll have urges and faint" or something like that first.
Sorry, I shouldn't tease dear Skeezix cause he is a nice kitty and helps a lot of other kitties, it's just that with no sibs of my own I must live vicariously through others!