So me and Mao watcht Skeezy run arown lookin' for Easter eggs. He was vary ixsited. He even stood up on his hine legs to look for eggs far away. Whut a dweeb. He coodn't understand why me an Mao were just hangin', watchin' him do all the legwork.
Anyway, wile Mao played the lookowt, I got to Skeezix's Easter baskit and I opened up all the eggs and me and Mao took whut was inside. Stuff like nip and toys and Temptayshuns --- reely good stuff --- inclooding some stuff frum his best frends Dutchess and Gordy! And then we put the eggs bak together agin, and the wite rat never new the difrinse. He just thot it was a fun egg hunt. We do this evry yeer. He's a littul slow -- he hasn't cot on yet!
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Oh Rocky! That is not very nice of you. Skeezy worked very hard to collect all of those eggs. Now I have to decide what to do. I do not like to tell on you, but I must protect Skeezix.
And Rocky? If you do not reform your ways, you really might end up in jail! Remember, crime does not pay. Very well.
Rocky, you really need to give up stealing. thought we had this talk just last week!
Rocky, I don't know, Skeezix has lots of friend who might get mad at you taking advantage of him. All I'm saying is watch your back...
Chase
That was an adorrrrrable picture of Skeeezie hunting for eggies.
You are very very bad, Rocky. YOu should not steeeel. It is not nice.
~Princess
Heh
~Lando Bun
Well if you get arrested and sent to cat court, my people can help you with that Rocky. But think about it: how much do you like going to the VET? Not much? I didn't think so. Cat jail is a whole lot worse! Be a good mancat. I'll bring you some goodies if you will leave Skeezy's stuff alone.
Halloween
MEANIE!
I don't know if I wanna be "spicy" anymore ... You're just being mean to Skeezix and takin' the joy out of his world. Pitiful, Rocky ... just pitiful.
DMM
Awwwwwwwwwwwww...just, not, cool. Little Skeezix has a good heart and he prolly' woulda' shared.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww...
Is it reely that bad?!?!?! What Skeezix duesn't know won't hurt him, right!?!?!
Din't we all talk about dis da last time yoo komited a krime! Yoo gotta stop picking on Skeezix. He prolly wooda shared and effun let yoo haf most of da stuff. I can't beleeve dat Mao iz involved in dis. Hey, I never see pikshers of him when yoor doing dis bad stuff. I think yoor the only one doing this and are setting Mao up to be a bad guy/partner in crime. Just stop being mean okay, pleeze.~Sadie
Oh! You 2 are gonn end up in
H-E-double-toothpicks!
Oh now we know why you and Mao are on the run. Rocky, crime may pay for the short term, but in the long run cats are not good and breaking offur cats out of jail, so you would prolly be stuck. And you might be generating bad kharma. Mom says this is not a good thing. ~Poiland Tribe
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