Last nite, my inside frend Skeezix went for a ride in his stroler. They tride to put me in the stroler, but I was like, "No way, Hozay!" I'm not a strolin' cat; I'm a gutter cat. But I followed them win they wint down the street. I went up two gutters and then I lade down in the gutter and napped. They turnd arownd and came back the other direction becuz Trip was following them. (Trip is the pane in the but stray cat hoo wants me to be his frend. He crashes on my cowch in the gutter sumtimes and I don't like it.)
Anyway, I followed them back the other direkshun until I got tired, wich was at the next-door naybur's gutter. Then I pooped in the naybur's mulch, and I forgit what happend after that. THE END --- RtGC
2 comments:
sounds like you hadded a nice walk rocky. i fink i would like to roll around in a gutter too. - Miles
We don't have gutters to roll in 'cause where we live there's no sidewalks. Our grass goes right down to the street. But we're never allowed out anway, so it doesn't matter.
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