Tuesday, May 20, 2008

EEEEUWWWWW!!!!

So, I wuz layin' on the bed nappin' win I herd sumbuddy jump up on the bed. Immeediutly, I thot maybey Sadie or DMM or Fiona or Halloween or one of my other 80 spicy vixins had come over for sum luvvin. I love it win they come over for sum luvvin. So I rolled over and sed, "Hello Byootiful!" (I've lernd frum ixpeeriense that yoo use a term of endeermint insted of thare ferst names so yoo don't git yerself into trubbul!) But insted of a lushus spicy vixin, I was staring strate in the face of THAT PYSKO CAT TRIPPER!!!!! I got the heebey jeebeeze. Tripper is NOT one my spicy vixins. And I coodn't make him git down cuz he ways a millyun pownds more than me. So I wint bak to sleep. THE END --- RtGC

8 comments:

The Meezers said...

aww, trip just wants to be friends! or make birds go ded, but he wasn't outside so it was prolly that he wanted to be friends. maybe he wants a share of your vishus deer repellant business!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

grate story rocky! i love the end at the end... har har

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxo

DK & The Fluffies said...

Let me hop on over to help make it better! ~Fiona Bun

Daisy said...

Did Tripper wink at you and say "Heeeeey, behbeh!"?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

What the...Trip, get off da bed, I don't think dat der is room fur yoo and me up der wif Rocky. Besides, when we start rolling around yoo WILL get skwished.~Sadie

Camie's Kitties said...

We loved Daisy's comment - mol. Did he?

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

The Fluffy Tribe said...

An unpleasant shock to your system there ROcky ~the FLuffy TRibe

Tyler said...

Ha, ha, you called Tripper "Beautiful." That's funny. I bet next time, you'll look before welcoming your vixens to bed.

Hey, I bet Fiona Bun could kick Tripper out of your bed for you!