EEEEUWWWWW!!!!

So, I wuz layin' on the bed nappin' win I herd sumbuddy jump up on the bed. Immeediutly, I thot maybey Sadie or DMM or Fiona or Halloween or one of my other 80 spicy vixins had come over for sum luvvin. I love it win they come over for sum luvvin. So I rolled over and sed, "Hello Byootiful!" (I've lernd frum ixpeeriense that yoo use a term of endeermint insted of thare ferst names so yoo don't git yerself into trubbul!) But insted of a lushus spicy vixin, I was staring strate in the face of THAT PYSKO CAT TRIPPER!!!!! I got the heebey jeebeeze. Tripper is NOT one my spicy vixins. And I coodn't make him git down cuz he ways a millyun pownds more than me. So I wint bak to sleep. THE END --- RtGC