Monday, February 11, 2008

Rocky's Male Bag

Being a biznisscat, I git a lot of male. Heer is one I got today frum sumbuddy hoo wunts to Chase me. Yoo can biggify it to reed it better:

The part by the red arrow reely got my attenshun!

Your check will be sent directly to you.
A check for up to $40,000 will be sent to you in as little as two business days of final processing. You can cash it immediately. Use the money for any educational expense, including this semester's tuition, housing a laptop computer or study abroad.
So, theeze chase people are gonna give me $40,000 to git a laptop computer and study a broad. I think I'm gonna study the effekts of catnip on the luhbeedo. WOO HOO! Party at my howse!!! Line up gerls! Hoo is gonna be the ferst broad for me to study????

20 comments:

Daisy said...

Rockford! I saw that the best news is that no repayment will be required until after you graduate. That's a sweet deal!

The Meezers said...

cool! are you gonna go to kollig? I hear that the parties in the dorms are awsome

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Dang it! Now my business plan is exposed.

Chase

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

I'll be right over Rocky, um, is it okay dat I'm a dame and not a broad? Par-tay at Rocky's...wooohooo

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, dat was me, da dame~Sadie

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Daisy - Yoo betcha it's a sweet deel! I'll be ded by then!

Junior said...

That is so cool! Money to study broads! What more could a mancat ask for?!!

Derby said...

Rockford? HAHAHAHA. How about 40K worth of treats!

Parker said...

Wow, 40k would get a lotta' 'nip! You could be a frat cat!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

40,000 dollars...dats a lot of nip!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky, sweety, wanna come to my house fur some fun...~Sadie

Junior said...

Happy Valentines Day Rocky!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wow! think of all those green papers and what all they could buy...mousies, catnip, fev-ver butt toys...
maybe a collage some where by the ocean so you could have fresh seafood all the time.

Kitikata-san said...

What's a "broad"? Why would you want to study it? Is it food?

snowforest said...

Concatulashuns ~ you could buy a lot of temptashuns from this!
Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... That Chase company is pretty darn stoopid.
DMM

Kimo & Sabi said...

Which broads are you gonna study?

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Holy cow Rocky! This offer sounds Too Good To Be True! But if broads are involved, well......

Angus said...

I saw that it says "no payment until after graduation"-so how will you know when you've graduated-after a certain number of broads, or do you have to get your "Affects of Catnip Upon Male Feline Libido" paper published?

Black Cat said...

Perhaps you could come to England and study the Norfolk Broads... or better yet, come and stay with me in Brighton, there's a nice tuxedo lady cat called George next door. I don't know why she has a boy's name; perhaps it's short for Georgina:) xxx